I'm sick of seeing stupid kids on tv.
Every time I turn on my tv I am bombarded by images of stupid, little, snot-nosed, ugly, ratty bastard kids trying to look cute to sell a crappy product. Seeing a kid drink grape juice does not make me want grape juice. It angers me to the point where I have to start hitting people.   
Why the hell does everyone think kids and babies are so cute anyway. All they do is scream, cry, bitch, shit, piss, and puke on everything. They're also really stupid and uncoordinated, plus they don't know anything. Ask a kid a simple question and they won't even know what you're talking about; they're too fucking stupid to answer. For some reason people still think they're cute.   
Kids are basically small retarded people; but you don't see people fawning over grown men who shit themselves and act like two year olds. Try putting a stinky, shit and piss stained, drooling, mindlessly babbling, unshaven, balding, forty-seven year old man in a grape juice commercial. He's exactly like a stupid little kid, so why wouldn't he sell juice.   
If I wanted to look at an ugly kid all day, I'd get some girl pregnant; but then I'd have to kill myself because my life would be ruined. That's another thing, kids make people kill themselves. If a young guy gets some girl pregnant, he has to skip town, or kill himself. If some slut gets pregnant, she could kill herself to avoid the burden and shame, or she might die from a nasty infection caused by a dirty coat-hanger if you know what I mean. What about sanitary abortion you ask? Well, the guy would still rather skip town or kill himself than pay for it, and the woman will probably regret it later and kill herself then.     
Actually, that's not the kid's fault at all. I still hate kids, but they can't be blamed for these hilarious suicides. All these problems are caused by stupid, irresponsible, selfish assholes who have no self-control. If they would have thought about their actions and acted responsibly, and intelligently might I ad, they wouldn't be getting abortions from drunken veterinarians in dirty alleys, or killing themselves. What a bunch of dicks; they can't even take responsibility for their actions. It's easy to avoid pregnancy. Contraceptives are easy to come by these days; hell, some organizations give condoms away for free!      
Damn people, always doing stupid shit and pissing me off. People are dumb, loud, annoying, irresponsible, jerks who are taking up too much space. People suck, kids piss me off, but slobbering retards make me laugh.       
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