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| I don't care what anyone says, Journey kicks ass. | ||||||||||||||
| I know what you're thinking, "Journey sucks man what the hell". Well I've got news for you. They kick ass. Of course they're silly, but that's why they're great. No matter how pissed off I am I can always listen to a Journey song or watch one of their videos (especially the one where the band is playing imaginary instruments. You haven't lived until you watch someone play air-keyboards) and be cheered up instantly. | ||||||||||||||
| I guess it all started when on vacation, I drunkenly stumbled into a pizza restaurant with a jute box. The jute box didn't have any metal and that pissed me off. So, taking my ruthless revenge on the restaurant that angered me, I put in five bucks in quarters and selected every Journey song in the machine. After a good twenty-five minutes of Journey, everyone in the place was pissed off. I, on the other hand, was laughing hysterically despite having burned the roof of my mouth on a piece of pizza. | ||||||||||||||
| Shortly thereafter, I got a best of Journey cd for five bucks. It was a gag gift for my brother, who was with me at that pizza restaurant. Next thing I know, a few of our buddies were over, drunk as hell, singing to the Journey cd. I had never laughed so hard. Slobbering, drunken idiots swaying back and forth to the music, butchering every lyric and every note. That in itself was great, but it also shut-up this one guy who wouldn't stop whining about his lameass girlfriend or some stupid shit. | ||||||||||||||
| Not only that, but the music is surprisingly well-composed. It's better than anything on the radio or the TV. Go ahead pussy, go out and listen to the new Pink cd and the best of Journey back to back and tell me which one rocks. It's Journey. Pink sucks, but that's another story. | ||||||||||||||
| In summation, if everyone in the world got together and listened to Open Arms, it would be like one big sloppy, hand-holding, lovefest like that famous coke commercial. Also, if you ever get stuck going to some asshole's shitty wedding, and you like Journey, you know they're going to play at least one song you can stomach. I like Journey and I don't care what you think. | ||||||||||||||
| P.S. I must admit, it is sad to see Journey these days, traipsing around the globe with their pseudo Steve Perry. Who do they think they're kidding; and in all honesty, Perry himself isn't doing so well either. | ||||||||||||||
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