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More bullshit to deal with if you want to keep your job. |
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Right now, as I type this, a metalhead is on his way to the chopping block. If he wants to keep his job in the kitchen of some fancy new resort/spa/restaurant he has to cut his kick ass metal hair. Why? Because the little, foreign, wuss who owns the place doesn't like long hair. All the other kitchens he worked in had no problem with his long hair as long as he kept it under his beanie. Not this place. This metalhead is now on his way to have the hair he spent over five years growing cut off his head for practically no reason. Some might call this discrimination. |
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I say it may be called discrimination because only the men on staff have to have short hair. The women that work in the kitchen are allowed to have hair as long as they want. That makes a lot of sense. I guess the owner of the place is either a dick or a dumbass...possibly both. |
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I know many people might say, "It's just hair, it's no big deal". Five years is a long time to work on something just to have it cut off and discarded because you want to keep your job. It's like working on a novel for years and just before you finish it, you throw it in the fireplace and burn it, then head to the nearest fast food place to flip burgers for a career. It sucks damn it. He's not going to look nearly as pissed when he's in a metal pit now. Plus, no more old people will mistake him for a hobo. Shit, Samson cut his hair and look what happened to him; his eyes were gouged out and he was made a slave until he built up the strength to collapse a building on himself. |
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It's just plain bullshit. Of course, he could make a fortune if he made a movie out of it. I can see the trailer now...
A young man destined to become a chef has to make the ultimate sacrife...his badass death metal hair. He has to cut his hair or lose his job...or does he? From the people that brought you "Big Mama's house", "Juwanna Man", and "White Girls" comes the hilarious story of a white boy pushed too far. Since female employees are allowed to have long hair, Joe Smith found a way around cutting his hair...CROSSDRESSING! Joe Smith gets a job as Josephene Notreallyawoman and is able to keep his long hair as long as he keeps his identity a secret. "Hair today, her tomorrow" will make you laugh, make you cry, and certify you a grade A imbecile if you actually pay to see it. Will Joe develop feelings for the shy girl that will make him blow his cover? Will sexual harassment from the other male chefs in the kitchen make Joe lose his cool? Will all of this teach everyone a valuable lesson, and insite personal change and growth in the main characters of the film while making idiots everywhere laugh hysterically? You're damn right it will, it'll probably make $500,000,000 the first weekend. |
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I'd write the script but I think the blurb above is more than enough for a studio to fork over ungodly ammounts of money to make yet another cliched, mind-meltingly, retarded Hollywood anal abortion. Point is, having to cut your hair for such a silly reason sucks. |
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