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| One of the funniest things I've ever seen. | ||||||||||||
| I was at the Dying Fetus, Skinless, Misery Index, Divine Empire show one night, and saw something hilarious. Dying Fetus was onstage kicking ass, when a massive pit broke out. It was a standard death metal pit. A bunch of sweaty, angry looking guys with various metal shirts running around pummeling each other. A metal pit has certain rules. For example, when someone falls, you help them up, you watch out for the little guys in the pit, and you don't run around jump-kicking people. | ||||||||||||
| Well some punker kid and his slutty girlfriend were at the show for some reason, and his stupid safety-pinned ass decided to impress his girlfriend and jump in the pit. What a genius this kid was (just like every other faggy punker alive) because the first thing he does is jump-kick this redneck looking guy without a shirt on. That shirtless guy pushed the little bitch punker so hard he fell on his ass and slid across the floor. | ||||||||||||
| Now, someone with mild, or even sub-standard intelligence would take the hint and quit kicking everyone and jumping around like a stupid shit. Not this young man. He went on jumping around kicking people until he kicked this one guy in the head. This guy turned around and started beating the shit out of the little punker. I was laughing so hard I almost fell over. I laughed even harder as the beating continued and the punker kid's girlfriend started screaming and crying. I wish someone would have kicked her ass too. | ||||||||||||
| No one was stopping the fight because I'm sure everyone else in the pit was pissed at the punker too. Shit, I'm surprised none of them got a kick or two in while they had the chance. The girlfriend was whining and I was laughing. The guy knocked the punker on the ground right in front of me and continued punching him. I was close enough to give the ass kicker a high five. I laughed as I looked down near my feet and saw this stupid punk whimpering and trying to cover his head, his girlfriend looked at me disgusted by my boisterous laughter, with a look that said "why isn't someone stopping this". That made me laugh harder. | ||||||||||||
| When the punk was stupid enough to raise his head, the guy kicking his ass caught it between his knees and went on punching the punker in the back of the head. It was beautiful. Then, the damn security team broke up the fight long enough for the punker to run out of the club crying, followed by his weeping girlfriend. Then the pit resumed and everyone went back to what they were doing before. It was one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my life. That'll teach that stupid pit-kicker to stay out of a death metal pit. | ||||||||||||
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