The world will end December 2012
I recently read this zany book about the end of the world. The author claims that he found mathematical codes in the ancient Egyptian and Mayan scriptures that prove that a great, cataclysmic event will destroy earth as we know it December 21-22 2012.
Basically, on this date, the sun's magnetism will reverse. This will screw up the earth, switching the poles, and cause a huge crust slide followed by massive tidal waves all over the planet. The crazy magnetic activity will also destroy every electronic device on the planet so any survivors will be left in the stone age. 
The author is quite worried by this news. I, on the other hand, am glad to hear this news. If this shit actually happens every stupid asshole that I hate will be dead. Granted, I'd be dead too, but it would be worth it. No more shitty bands and pop stars, no more MTV, BET, VH1, or Fuse, no more political bullshit and politicians, no more reality shows, no more stupid, stuck-up celebrities that think they're so fucking cool, and no more celebrity crazy people who watch stupid shows on E!, no more crappy jobs, or useless college classes, no more bad drivers who go out of their way to make me crazy, no more rappers, no more politically correct fascism, no more whiney minority groups, no PETA, no more faggs, no more punks, no more bullshit religions, no Oprah or Rosey O Donnell, and I seriously doubt Michael Moore will survive, and the list goes on and on and on. I'm not seeing a downside to the world's destruction here. I hope it comes sooner, hell, Sunday would be a good day. I have to go back to school Monday, and the idiots who run the place gave me two morning classes, which I should not have according to the contracts I signed years ago. Bastards...
Anyway, I'm ready any time. For some strange reason I doubt the validity of this so-called Orion Prophesy, but I can still dream.  
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