Wouldn't it be interesting if N'Sync/Backstreet Boys/Christina/Britney etc. read the pathetic crap their fans write and realize that they are being worshipped by illiterate idiots?
TYPE 1: SHORT AND SWEET
"u suck, youf*cking cocksuckir!!!!!!!!!!"
"u r gay."
"You r just gellis"
The reason why they are so short is because the people that wrote this type of hatemail are little 8 year-olds that are excrutiatingly slow typers. That was all they could churn out before their mommies told them it's time for bed.
TYPE 2: DIPLOMATIC
"Now I normally don't send hatemail because I am really open minded. I respect that you don't like (insert pop star) but you've taken it too far. Do you realize that your words hurt? I have nothing against you, just the things you say. Besides, the reasons you give for hating (pop star) are just flimsy.
You claim that he/she can't sing. That is far from the truth. If they didn't know how to sing, why have their albums gone platinum? They have millions of fans. That must mean that they have some sort of talent.
(Insert female pop star) does not dress too sexily. They have to dress sort of sexy to attract fans. All celebrities do it. It's not like they go out in public in string bikinis........."
You get the point. I have seen longer messages (10k...damn that is long).
It's a pity that these people, equipped with enough intelligence for something more worthwhile, are defending flash-in-the-pan pop stars.
TYPE 3: RANT-MY-ASS-OFF
"OHMIGOD!!!! YUDAMN SUCK YOU LOSER!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR JUST JELOUS OF (pop star) COZ YOUR A LIFELESS LITTLE B*TCH!!!!!!!! YOU MUTHRF*KER!!!!!!!!! UR PROBEBLY SOME FAT HOE WHO STAYS AT HOME!!!! DAM U SUCKS!!!!!! (pop star) RULES!!!! INUR FA CE! IN UR UGLEEE STOOPID FACE!
"U IS B*TCH!!!! Skank!!! damn you are soooooo f*cking blind!!!!! You freak!!! N' Sync is soo hot!! and they can sing so good and u can't! You wich u cuod but u can't soz my stapler is faster than u!"
Damn, even if I tried I can't be as stupid as teenies.
Characteristics include stupid, unoriginal disses, a helluva lot of typos and a sh*t pile of exclamation marks. Look in N'Sync N'duces Vomiting for perfect examples.
TYPE 4: I'M CHRISTINA/ BRITNEY/ JUSTIN'S HONEY/ YO MAMA
"my name is christina agilera and i don't like ur page. U better shut it down coz if u don't i'll sue you coz ur dissing me. I can sing and u can't!!!!!"
"this is Justin's wife. Justy was realy pissed when he saw ur page, u ho! Don't you make my honey mad coz I'll beat ur ass up and he will too and we'll bet u any day, b*ith!! Justin I love you honey and we'll have kids and we'll be ahppy as soon as we get rid of this skank! U RULE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- MRS. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE
This one I saw at N'Sync N'Duces Vomiting. It is one of the funniest I have ever seen. This is the actual, unedited message. Now let's laugh our asses off!:
"This is mom. I command you get rid of this website at once!! N Sunc is the most talented, respected (not to mention hottest) band in the entire world. You are a disgrace. You are being a imature little brat, going around makeing your website about how you loath N Sync so. NEWS FLASH!!! GET OVER IT! N SYNC IS HERE TO STAY, HONNEY! You know what? I know you really like them. Yep. SO STOP BEING AN ASININE LITTLE TWERP!!!!! YOU REMIND ME OF A BUBBLE!!! Thank you dear. Now delete this N Sync website.
Sincelery, Mother
*********P.S.******** I am not really your mother, you damn toad!!! But still delete this website or there will be consequences!!! -Chris, J.C., Justin, Lance and Nick
There's another funny one immediately following that message. This time the pathetic fool claims to be Britney's husband. Go visit the site and have a hearty laugh.