truths

- I am not "jelos", "gellis" or whatever the hell teenies spell it of Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears or any other pop star. Teenies, can you either think of another diss or just accept the fact that some people don't like your princess because they are a load of fake bullsh*t? If I was to be jealous of someone, it would definitely not be Christina or Britney. Why? Because I am not fake. Because I can go without a ton of make-up. Because I had bigger breasts before those two blew them up. I can go on and on with this....

- Christina Aguilera's popularity will decline by next year. She should've made a brand new album while her songs were still hot. And what did she do instead? Re-record the same old songs in Spanish and a Christmas album. Can you imagine "Jingle Bells" in TRL??? Britney made a smart move making a new album while she was still popular. Unfortanely for us.

- Pop stars and boy bands have no respect from their fans. But they have sold millions of albums! But they are in demand! But they have hit songs! I don't give a damn. If respecting your idol means screaming in their ears, hounding them for autographs, putting their faces on every surface you have in your room and dreaming about them in some wild, hopeless fantasy, then they can have all the respect they want.

- Pop stars are going deaf because of all the screaming teenies and blaring concerts. Well, judging from their music, I bet they already are.

- Have you noticed that no man has ever talked glowingly about Christina Aguilera? Except for the "Oh God, she is sooooo hot," or "I wanna do her" spiel, no one has ever said "She's so nice," or "She's beautiful". Hmmm, I wonder why?

- Pop stars are mere puppets of the recording companies. Recording companies don't sign artists so that they can make albums and be known, they sign them so that the company can make money. They write songs for them to sing, they tell them where to go, they tell them how to dance, they tell them how to dress and all those things. The bigwigs dictate their every move and if the stars don't follow, there's always some sort of consequence. Singers can't get it their way. That's why they all look the same and sound the same. To compensate for that fact, the company pacifies them with money and fame. But do you know how much they get? They only get, at the very most as far as I know, 10% (about a $1 for every $14 album) of the money because 90% of the effort is of other people's. They have their work cut out for them. Sing this, wear this, do this and paste on a fake smile. So the next time you say that your idol has gone through hell to get where they are right now, think again.

- Justin Timberlake is one of the ugliest celebrities I've ever seen. He has bleached pubic hair on his head and a hooked nose. Pair him with Britney and you've got the ugliest couple I've ever laid my eyes on.

- Britney Spears got implants. Face it, she never gave a reason for her sudden growth and she has scars on her armpits (look closely next time she dances, I'll post a pic if I can). Her nipples stick out and that doesn't happen when you've got mondo padding in your bra. Her breasts rarely bounce considering how she dances. Teenies, if you can give me GOOD reason for me not to believe Britney got implants, then you have won my respect. Remember, I said a GOOD reason.

- Teenies can't type (at least the ones that have e-mailed me), have bad grammar, have a small vocabulary and are incoherent. That just goes to show what kind of people (*cough* dumb! *cough* with low IQ's! *cough*) think pop is the bomb.

- A load of celebs hate Christina Aguilera. They have said that she's conceited, bratty etc. etc. Visit The End of Aguilera for a partial list ( it's under Humor, "Celebs Who Hate Christina").

- Ever notice how much music artists say that they have worked so much? I don't get it. They say that they have worked so much, doing interviews, travelling all around the place, recording, doing concerts etc. Is that what they call work? When you are doing an interview, all you are doing is sit around and answer questions about yourself. Travelling? You sit in a plane, often in first class. It would be different if you were carrying your equipment on foot. What about recording? You sit in a booth and sing. All you do is dance and sing in concerts over and over again. Probably the reason why they think they are working so much is because they do it over and over again nonstop and they don't have time for themselves.

- People have been asking me why I pick on Christina for wearing slutty clothes when there are several celebrities who are a bigger whores than her. Why not pick on Pamela Anderson? Carmen Electra? What about Li'l Kim? Yes, they are much bigger whores but the difference lies in their audience. Christina has little kids who worship her so she has to be aware that whatever she wears will influence what they wear. They'll be like little 8 year-old sluts. People like Pam and Li'l Kim have horny bastards salivating over them. It's not like they'll be wearing little tube tops and leather god-knows-what. How would you feel if a kindergarten teacher dressed like a slut? You'd feel shocked. What about a porn star? So what?

-Lots of people, including her fans, hate Christina's two new albums (Spanish and Christmas). They say the Spanish album sounds so unemotional. It's like she hurried to put this album in the market and didn't paid as much attention as she should've. Don't even ask them about the accent she's trying to pull. As for the Christmas album, she butchered every song with her voice acrobatics. "Silent Night Whoa-Oh-Oh-Yeah Baby!" anyone? Remember this is what fans say, not me. I haven't listened to the albums and I don't intend to.

- I heard one of Christina's Christmas songs on the radio. Whoa! Talk about voice acrobatic overdose!

- Sex sells. True. But what does that make you? A product people can buy with money. Something that is advertised, often in a very cheesy way. Something people can use and abuse. And what happens when you're over? They throw you away. Also, people who adopt the whole "sex sells" philosophy are obviously just in it for the money. Of course a little bit of sexiness is harmless, but there is a difference between using it to spice up your act or it's the only thing you have. Do you think Pamela Anderson's VIP show would be on TV if there weren't cleavages and pretty girls in high heels? Hell no! No one in that show can act, the plots are pathetic and I have not heard of a critic who actually likes it!
Sex is the only thing it can fall back on. It's sort of like a model who gets fat, doesn't get hired but doesn't have a proper education for her to survive. Get my point?