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| CHRISTINA'S DITZY QUOTES |
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| My comments are in yellow. |
| When she met Garth Brooks: Christina: Oh, my God! I love all of your songs! Garth: Oh yeah, name one of them. Christina: Um, the one where a guy gets heartbroken? Garth: It's OK, I can't name one of your songs either! Way to make an as$ of yourself, Chrissy. Christina: So where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year? Someone from SNL: In Cannes. Christina: Oh, well, you learn something everyday! Nice comeback...NOT! "I think everyone should have a great Wonderbra. There's so many ways to enhance them, everybody does it!" Whoa! That was, like, packed with intelligence! "I am like an ocean because I am really deep." More like a mud puddle in the sun if you ask me. "Pop is actually my least favorite kind of music because it lacks depth." "...it's soooo perfect for me!" "I am not just another bimbo. I have a brain and a heart and I am not going to let my body distract people from that fact." Trying to sound good....again. "It's time for something different. It's time that music help kids feel confident and secure." Fine, whatever. Christina claims "her" music has some sort of good message. But what about her videos where she puts on a lot of make-up, expensive clothes and dance around guys while showing her stomach? Does that make kids feel secure? Hell no. She's just grinding the fact that you're supposed to look a certain way to be happy and accepted and act like a whore if you want a boyfriend. If you don't, you'll be shunned and no one will pay attention to you. I p*ss on that quote. "I've had boyfriends since I was five." Like that's a good thing. Slut. |
| "Prancing around in my bra and hotpants will not inspire confidence in girls." I guess she's not trying to -------> |
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| (said to a DJ on a radio station in Vancouver) "If my music career didn't take off, I would've become a nun." AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! Even the DJ said it was hard to believe later on. When Chrissy met Tiger Woods: "I am sorry, I don't know you that much 'coz I don't watch tennis that much." Whack her on the head with a putter, Tiger! (Talking about how people, and I quote, "..how hot I am [Christina]". "It's feels weird...If they see me in the morning, they would never say that." Damn straight! |
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