| PUSTULATED-PATHOGNOMIC PURULENCY GOREGIASTIC RECORDS Fuck yeah! Fast as hell brutal death with a little goregrind thrown in. This cd is the shit right here people. Sick ass gut puking vocals, flesh ripping riffage full of razor sharp pinch harmonics, and hyper fast, virgin tight, cranium pounding drums courtesy of Chad Walls, formerley of Brodequin. This kind of shit is what I'm all about. 7 tracks, 3 of them being bonus demo tracks. The only flaw of this absolutely fantastic recording is that it is way too short. It pisses me off how so many awesome bands continuosly put out cds shorter than Gary Coleman at three years old. Other than the length this ultra sick disc is a definite must have. Pick this up as soon as possible. RATING: 10/10 SIMILAR TO: Goretrade, Brodequin, Fermento, Internal Suffering, Retch, Carnal |
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| PUTRID PILE-COLLECTION OF BUTCHERY UNITED GUTTURAL One man drum machine powered sickness.This recording has the most realistic sounding drum machine i've ever heard. Crystal clear production on this disc. Most death metal these days isn't memorable but the riffs on this album are hypnotically catchy. I've never been walking around my house humming a death metal song before, but Putrid Pile changed that. The vocals are a hell of a lot better on this cd than on the demo. Another plus is that this disc has highly entertaing, yet short samples. I can't stand when people put samples in their songs that are long, drawn out, boring, and utterly pointless. But on this cd Shaun put great samples that are about 5 seconds a piece that are much more entertaining than most minute long samples other bands use. Overall a great disc. RATING: 8/10 SIMILAR TO: Lividity, Skinless, Soils of Fate |
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| SAPROGENIC-THE WET SOUND OF FLESH ON CONCRETE DEEPSEND I've been going completely fucking nuts waiting for the day that these guys put out a full length for so fucking long and finally that day has come and this cd does not dissapoint at all. From start to finish I honestly can not find one imperfection on this cd. This is the best cd that i've heard to in a long, long time. These guys are fucking outstanding. Jeremy's vocals are as disgusting as ever, John and Suat's guitar work on this cd is catchy, impressive, brutal, and evil as all hell, Jerrod's drumming is faster than a speeding bullet and tighter than Christina Auguilera's shorts on John Goodman, and there's a few little breaks for Tim to tear shit up on bass every once in a while too. The cover art and the art on the inside of the booklet are chock full o' gore. The layout for this cd was done very nicely too. This cd looks perfect, sounds perfect, and just is perfect. Buy it or kill yourself. RATING: 100/10 SIMILAR TO: Cinerary, Brodequin, Incantation, Cannibal Corpse Find a better death metal song than Force Fed Excrement and i'll give you a dollar. |
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| SCUM BITCH-PUSSY RAPING, CUNT FISTING, HOMO KILLING BASTARDS SELF RELEASED This is the most goregrind of all the Scum Bitch releases. This reminds me of OLD Regurgitate, especially in the vocal department. Really fast crazy goregrind with total shit for production, just the way I like it. The drums kick mighty ass on this too, lots of fast blasting and other cool shit, and the snare is tuned really tight, the way it should be. Something original and pretty cool about this cd is that out of the middle of nowhere the vocalist will start mumbling about crazy shit like christmas, faggots, burning churches, and all that fun stuff. The only bad thing about this cd is that there's no track list and we all know how much Scum Bitch song titles kick ass. This is still a great cd anyway and if you don't love it... YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT AND YOU SHOULD DIE!!! RATING: 9/10 SIMILAR TO: Regurgitate, Anal Cunt, Last Days of Humanity |
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| SCUM BITCH-THE ACOUSTIC OBLITERATION SESSIONS SELF RELEASED It is truely amazing how much this cd sucks, but much like the motion picture Plan 9 From Outer Space, it sucks so much that it's actually good. Recorded during a power outage on a battery powered boom box, with a two string acoustic guitar, and a drum kit made up of a broken cymbal, a Fisher Price snare drum, and a pillow that somehow served as a bass drum, this may be the funniest recording that I've ever heard. 8 tracks including a Gut cover, a Purulent Spermcanal cover, and of course hilarious song titles like "Your Dad Masturbated So Much That His Fucking Crotch Looks Like Afterbirth" and "Praise The Faggots Who Burn To Death After Having Gay Sex". Like it says on the back of the cd "HERE IS GOREGRIND AT ITS ABSOLUTE FUCKING WORST." BUY NOW FAGGOTS! RATING: 7/10 SIMILAR TO: Anal Cunt, a retarded hyper-active blind kid let loose in the acoustic section of a cheap music store |
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| SCUM BITCH-DEATH TO FAGGOTS SELF RELEASED Scum Bitch's latest release. There's an intro of a bunch of bitches moaning, fucking, and begging to be jizzed on. That stops and then the total grinding madness ensues. 18 tracks of goregrind that's crustier than your mom's herpes ridden cunt. This cd actually has pretty decent sound quality compared to other Scum Bitch cds. Faster than fuck blasts, sick vocals, and crusty ass, grindy, crazy riffs. Deep emotional song titles such as "Jerking Off With A Belt Sander" and "I Find Abortions Even More Funny When The Cunty Kid Getting Ripped To Shreds Is A Female Because I Know They're Going To Be Worthless Fuckloads Of Cunty Piss If They Grew Up Anyway" are what really makes this cd. After 18 tracks of crazy shit like that there's an outro of similar to the intro and then unfortunately it's over Crazy faggot hating, dyke slaughtering goregrind that has to be owned by everyone. RATING: 9/10 SIMILAR TO: Anal Cunt, (old) Napalm Death, Terrorizer, Regurgitate, Hemdale |
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| SECT OF EXECRATION- BAPTIZED THROUGH BLASPHEMY TXDM EXTREMELY brutal death metal from texas. Formerly known as Malthusia, Sect of Execration is the sickest band to come out of Texas (or pretty much any other state for that matter) since the great and powerful DEVOURMENT. The very low, guttural, gurgly vocals are backed up by constant double bass, excessively distorted skull crushing mosh riffs, and abrupt stops for bass solos. Pretty much Devourment with blasphemous lyrics and better production. If you can't get enough of Devourment you'll love this disc. I do. I couldn't live without it. RATING: 10/10 SIMILAR TO: DEVOURMENT, Immolation, Splattered Cadaver |
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| SIKFUK-GORE DELICIOUS UNITED GUTTURAL Highly original, nauseatingly sick, and completely off the wall death-grind. Sikfuk's "Gore Delicious" really is "sik" as "fuk". This cd is quite the kick in the face with it's loads of crazy bass lines, insane riffs, fast as hell drums, and possibly the sickest vocals ever recorded. The guy sounds like he's singing through a toilet or a bong or something. This cd is as brutal as anything else out there but what sets it apart from the crowd is the Primus-like manner in which they positioin their bass in their songs. The songs are lead by bass rather than guitar just as the mighty Primus has so often done. So when you buy this expect ultra brutal death that sounds a little bit like Primus with more guitar and the most disgusting vocals you'll ever hear. This kicks major ass right here folks. Go buy it, listen to it, and don't stop listening to it. SIKFUK!!! RATING: 10/10 SIMILAR TO: Primus, Devourment, Disgorge |
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