Admiral Ford

Clones were also used by the American Government during World War 2 and it was a little known fact that they didnt really join the war until 1944. Prior to this time they were all courtesy of Prof Ford and his Cloning factory

Stalingrad

This Soviet version of the Ford Clone was jailed after the battle of stalingrad due to the fact he was found with a half a potato in his footlocker without the triplicate copy of the requisition form

General Victor Von Victenstein

Of the SS. General Vic was a failed experiment with further cloning although he did go on after the war to pursue a very lucrative career in the chest rub industry

Clone Goes Wrong

Sometimes the Caxton Clones didnt come out right. There was nothing genetically wrong with them, they were just layabouts who insisted on being pushed everywher and having their sprouts mashed for them

Herr Ford

During the war years the British OSS used many "Caxton Clones" to infiltrate Nazi germany under the guise of high ranking officials. unfortunately they could always find hats that fitted

The war is Over

This picture was taken of Tommie Clone number 3876 in Hitlers bunker moments before the loony shot himself. Tommie is thought to be saying "ha ha Loser!!!"

Battle of the Bulge

Sometimes, when they were a bit hard up for cash, the British government would sell defective tommie clones to the Nazis for general use as cannon fodder in campaigns that they were bound to lose

Nearly Busted

This is a candid shot of the moment Tommie clone 3746 nearly gave himself away as a british agent at Adolfs stag do

French Partisan

Tommie Clone 5768 on loan to the french underground didnt quite understand the meaning of "undercover" and insisted on wearing his Jhodpurs and uniform. This picture was taken prior to him being shot as a retarded spy

Tommi "cooper"

Tommie clone 2348 "tommie Cooper" was a little known german commander. Here he is practising his "just like that" trademark with only one arm, before going on to perfect the catchprase and gesture and leading a post war life as an entertainer and magician

Miserable Bastard

As we can see from this picture some of the clones were not happy in their duties especially when forced by the SS to listen to Gemini radio all day as part of their torture training

Time Travel Experiments

This is evidence that a tommie clone was involved in Nazi Time Travel experiments as we can plainly see he travelled to 1990's Turkey and purchased a "Knock Off" pair of Ray Bans from a dodgy geezer on a beach

1939 Olympic Games

Due to "Some Darkie" as Hitler put it, winning loads of races. Adolf decided to re run the Olympic Relay race with only Germany participating. Unfortunately the still finished in 2nd place. a feeling they had to get used to by 1945.

(Thank you Sarn)

General Tommie Von Ford

This picture taken of Herr ford on the eastern front shows that even in 1944 the british government were still having hat size problems

Well Someone Had to Teach Him

Here is Tommy Clone 421 in 1942 teaching Fred Astaire how to play the Piano and Dance. At the time of writing our reporters cant find much evidence of Fred making any money from it, but Prof Tommys Clone, Tommy "Magic Thumb" Ford went on to make a tidy profit writting Radio jingles for laxative manufacturers

Tommy "odds on" Ford

This clone, number 398, was a well known east end bookie during the war. Here is a picture of him giving HRH The Queen Mother 15 to 1 against when she wagered a crisp tenner on Bob Hope outliving her.

Hitler Youth

Here we have a candid shot of several of Prof Tommy's Clone on a day out with the hitler youth. We are unsure as to what exactly they are doing but we are led to believe they are attempting to scrape off one of their testicles on jagged rocks in an attempt to emulate that wierdo Hitler who was well reputed to "only have one ball". Little did they know he had no balls at all, and that is why we dont speak german.

Stiff Upper Lip

Here we see tommy clone 301 enter service as an undercover operative in the Italian Army. At the time, the home office was having trouble obtaining up to date Italian Military uniforms and modes of transport. we discovered that these 2 unfortunate souls never quite made it off the landing beach. However they did remain on the beach for several years providing donkey rides and a side show.