Osama Bin Ford

in 1996 a rogue clone escaped from a high security facility for metally impaired wannabee terrorists into the Afghan underground. reports of this clone and his activities have been sketchy since but he was spotted in stepny high street in 2001 purchasing microsoft flight sim 2000 from comets.

Korean War Clone

During the Korean war the US introduced many new fighter and bomber planes and used clones as test pilots. Clone 34790 is pictured here after a long flight in a new bomber in which the airforce failed to install toilet facilities. (it was a 6 hour flight after a madrass and mashed sprouts)

His Holiness the Clone

By the 1980's the papalcy also got into the cloning market as they were running out of really really old people to turn into the pope even tommy clone 67889 pictured here was considered "too spritely" at the age of 143

Cat out of the Bag

During the 50's the americans took things a little too far and cloned their entire airforce. This nearly let the cat out of the bag with regards to cloning experiments so the decided to dump a load of tin foil in Roswell New Mexico to divert everyones attention from this failed US airforce recruiting poster

Film Fame

Due to memory transference techniques in the later cloning years, Tommie Clone 76859 found a lucrative career in the motion picture industry. Here he is starring in "Enemy at the Gates" due to having full recollection of the "Potato incident" in Stalingrad

Lunar"tic" Landings

The Space Race was one the American government was not willing to lose, however, congress insisted that it was far too dangerous for US citizens to go strapping themselves onto giant fireworks. Enter the Tommy clones 4366, 4367 and 4368. Now you know why all pictures of the lunar landings have them wearing helmets

Sometimes it all goes wrong

Here we see tommy clone 397 in 1951 teaching vera lynn some new barrack room ballads. This was one of the failed clones wher the gunk from a Prof tommy Clone and a Mrs Prof Tommy clone got a bit mixed up. Its a shame it didnt happen 40 years later because a clone like this could have made a lucrative career as a gameshow host on Channel 4

Spirit of 66

No, a Tommy clone did not help lead us to that glorious World Cup victory in 1966. He did however steal the bloody thing from right under the England Managers nose when one of the england players turned into a vampire

Finally The Evidence we were after

At long last we have actual video footage of Prof Tommy avtually performing one of his cloning operations. The devilishly handsome poor young man was obviously duped into becoming part of the Prof Tommy Organisation with tempting offers of Cheap Cigarettes from Belgium and the chance to piss of the French by driving his Jag recklessly through their country "cos im British"