Prince of Wales

It was a little known fact that the prince of wales in 1878 was another "Caxton Copy"

Musical Talent

Caxton had to overcome severe difficulties while trying to learn this Violin that he was sold "cheap 'cos its a biggun"

General Grant

While applying for a "housing Grant" during the American Civil war, Tommie inadvertantly signed the wrong forms and got a General U Grant and started a row between the Confederate and Union states

Entertaining the Troops

During the Great War another tommie clone and a rather "too happy for his own good" friend decided to do some stupid stuff to make people laugh. its a little known fact that these clones continued for decades to come under the guise of "Morecombe and Wise"

Tommie and Mrs Tommie

The cloning experiments over the years have also included females, all modeled on the original Mrs Professor Ford. Her 14th generation clone can still be found stalking the corridors of the Exeter Hospital, stealing stuff from dead patients

Thomas "edison" Ford

For a spell another Caxton clone dropped the name ford and went under the fake name of Thomas Edison. he never amounted to much though although he reckons he may have accidentally inveted a few things

Thomas "edison" Ford 2

Later in life Thomas discovered that after inventing the light bulb it was not good for your hair if you try licking the element

General "Tommy" Lee

At the same time that the clone known as General Grant was running around, another copy was also in the USA called General Lee. As you can understand, this caused extreme confusion in the ranks

"Morecombe and Wise"

Another pick of the Not so Funny clone and his little friend

The Original

This is the only surviving portrait of the 1st T C C W X Ford

Fresh Off the Ferry

This is the first picture we have of the original Prof Tommy, His oversized head caused all types of problems during childbirth, This oversized feature also cropped up from time to time in various clones

Captain Of The Guard Tommy "Piano Shagger" Ford

Tommys clones have always expressed an interest in the musical arts. This candid shot however shows that this love affair with the piano sometimes went a little too far

Gender Issues

During the very early days of the cloning process, it was always unsure as to which gender would appear. To err on the side of caution Mrs Prof Tommy used to dress all the young clones as transvestites to be on the safe side. There is no proof that this led to issues in later life.

Cross Contamination

This painting currently hanging in The Museum of Belfast, is evidence that at time cloning can be a dangerous game to play. These are believed to be the results of Prof Tommy using the same bowl to mix his cloning gunk in as he used to eat shredded wheat from. The resulting cross contamination led to horrific facial growth

Mayor Tommy

Tommy clone 36 led a very blessed life resulting in his becoming lord mayor of Milton Keynes. This was in 1898 however and Milton Keynes consisted of a field, 2 potatoes, a three legged dog and a squirrel with gout.

Tommy Clone 146

Relaxing on the beach in 1912, this was the last picture ever taken of Tommy clone 146, just before an allergic reaction to a bee sting made his head swell up, crushing his skull inside the rim of his hat.

Caxton "hedgerow" Ford

Caxton " hedgerow" Ford was listed in the guiness book of empire records in 1889 as having the longest nasal hair in the empire. He held his record until 1987 losing out by 3 inches to that guy from zz top

Fashion Failure

Tommy clone 132 failed in his attempt to make back combing of his freakishly long pubic hair fashionable. People genuinely mistook it for a beard.

Prof Tommy

Here we have a picture of Prof Tommy and another one of his great inventions- The 3 Man Mini Sub. As we can see in the picture Wing Commander Douglas Philpotts (back left) is pissed off to find that due to cramped living accomodation on board, The sub is Non Smoking