How to Tell If You Might Be a High Tech Redneck

• If your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com"

• If you connect to the World Wide Web via a "Down Home Page."

• If the bumper sticker on your truck says, "My other computer is a laptop."

• If your laptop has a sticker that says, "Protected by Smith and Wesson."

• If you've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone.

• If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".

• If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

• If your wife said "either she or the computer had to go", and you still don't miss her.

• If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.

• If you ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy."

• If your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite truck, tractor, or farm animal.

• If you start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy y'all."