Wife: If I should die first, will you remarry?
Husband: Probably, I wouldn't like to spend the rest of my life alone.
Wife: Would you bring your new wife into our home that we have shared?
Husband: I don't see why not. It would be empty, you wouldn't be there.
Wife: Would you share the same bed we've shared?
Husband: Well, it's a comfortable bed...
Wife: Would you let here wear my clothes?
Husband: Sure, if they fit. They are quite nice.
Wife: Would you let her use my golf clubs?
Husband: No way, Linda is left handed.
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