- FOX MULDER: "You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it ?"

- BILL GATES: "I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but also lay eggs, file your documents and balance your cheque book. Unfortunatelly, when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999999"

- OLIVER STONE: "The question is not, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' but rather, 'Who was crossing the road on the same time, whom we overlooked in out haste to observe the chicken crossing?'"

- DARWIN: "Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispoisitioned to cross roads"

- GRANDPA: "In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken has crossed the road, and that was good enough for us"

- MACHIAVELLI: "The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was"

- ALBERT EINSTEIN: "Whether the chicken crossed the road of the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your point of view: the chicken did not cross the road - it transcended it"

- ERNEST HEMINGWAY: "To die. In the rain."

Can you still take more??? Head on back to the Shack o' Laughs at