Yes, it would seem to be an oximoron, but wait, before you make jedgement,
look over the following quotes. They show, how smart jocks are.
Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him.
NZ Rugby commentator
This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria... I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing.
Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator
This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother.
Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator
He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!
Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland in Seville, 1992
The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and give the team some brains and some common sense.
Crystal Palace chairman Ron Noades, speaking in 1991
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body
Winston Bennett
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical
Murray Walker
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father
Greg Norman
Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious
Alan Minter
The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball
John Francombe
If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again
Terry Venables
I would not say he (David Ginola) is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better.
Ron Atkinson
He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces.
Ron Atkinson
Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.
Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977
Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.
David Coleman
Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.
Metro Radio
and later we will have action from the men's cockless pairs...
Sue Barker
Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.
Ron Atkinson
Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.
David Acfield
What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?
Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live
There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class
David Coleman at The Montreal Olympics
One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...........Oh my God, what have I just said?
