Let's see, we have the Candy/Florist conspiracy, also knows as Valentine day. This is the one day a year you are supposed to buy your SO, lover, sweetheart, blah, blah, blah, ... you get the point, chocolate and flowers. I am really curious as to who came up with this idea? I doubt that sales of candy and flowers is so bad the remainder of the year that all these stores and not to mention manufacturers had to dedicate one day to get rid of their stock pile. Of course this conspiracy is prevalent in North America. Obviously the demand for chocolate must be constant in Europe though this should come as no surprise, chocolate tastes much better in Europe.
Let's move on to the next conspiracy, that of pyromaniacs. This is truly an international phenomenon, though well hidden and spread out over the year to make it even harder to detect. Fireworks, our fascination with fire and big booms. Yup, shooting rockets and highly inflammable balls into the air to watch them blow up. Here we have the military and arms manufacturers in collaboration, recycling outdated and inadequate explosives. To make it a bit more appealing, they add chemicals to make these devices blow up in different colors. So there we sit, staring upwards, getting a stiff neck, waiting for a streak of light from below to end in a ball of flame. Of course they also use these highly volatile substances to produce watered down version of their gadgets for public use so we can blow them up ourselves and our neighbors annoying cat with it.
But wait, there is more. Don't forget the poultry conspiracy, exploiting Christians around the world. Hiding eggs so kids can run around looking for them. I'm still trying to figure out where the rabbit come in. The last time I checked, rabbits don't lay eggs and rabbits don't hatch out of eggs. Anyway, Easter, the odd relation between eggs and rabbits, an event with a secret agenda invented by physicians and poultry farmers. Sounds odd? Let me explain. You buy egg, you boil egg, then eat egg, your arteries clog up, you see physician, pay physician, physician pays commission to poultry farmer, farmer buys more chickens to make more eggs. Voila! So, here are just three of the many conspiracies that are all around us. Just take a closer look and you will see them, no matter how hard they try to hide them.
