“Betcha can’t hit the road” taunts Richie Jeskulski from
the playground across the street.
Stanley Brownell and I scramble for throwing stones. We’re four-year-old neighbors who had been heading
down to the park in pursuit of our big siblings when waylaid by the pile. The gray hunks of basalt had been dumped into
an inverted cone in a newly cleared lot across from
First
we race to the top for king of the hill, sliding back down and climbing up
again. Next we tumble the biggest rocks
down from the top. I belt out the Roger Miller
song “King of the Road” and that’s when Jeskulski issues his dare.
We’re
sprinting down the road with hearts pounding until Stan pulls up. I glance back just long enough to see him
being spanked. Spurred on, I hit the dirt
track of
A loud
bang at the screen door startles my mother from the nearby washroom.
She greets him with “You get
away from my back door”, slamming it in his face.
He yammers “But where’s that
boy who broke my windshield?”
She locks the door and yells
back “There’s no boy in here. Now get
outta here or I’ll call the cops” before retreating upstairs to lock the other
doors.
My
breathing returns as I hear the guy walking away. I hide under the bed as long as I can stand
it, finally reasoning that Mom might never know if I pretend nothing is
wrong. I calmly walk up the stairs into
the living room. She looks up from As
the World Turns and says “All right mister, just wait till your father gets
home” before returning to the favorite of her shows. I pack
up my plastic Army mess kit and run away from home.
The
borough of Bound Brook is aptly named and its western boundary is the Middle
Brook. This clear running creek springs in
a Y from between First and
A
week before the stone’s throw episode my six-year-old sister Karla and I had
gone down to our part of the brook, crossing the bridge at
“Pull down your pants”, commanded
their leader Dicky Dick, pointed his sharpened stick at Karla.
“His too, his too” chime the
I was fumbling with my
zipper when Karla shouted “Run.” We
raced for the bridge with the Crescent Drive kids in hot pursuit, barely making
it to the safety of the road.
Running
away from home would have normally meant hanging out at our stretch of the brook
but I’m afraid that gang might still be there.
So after the mess kit is packed and the canteen filled I sneak out the
back door and head around the half circle of Hanken Road humming “no food, no
phone, no pets, I ain’t got no cigarettes” until coming to the end of the road. Left is
I
had heard my older brothers and sisters talking about the Italian and Polish
gangs in that part of town so my heart is racing again as I tear through briers
to get to the familiar gurgling of the brook. After skipping a few flat red stones, I leap
from rock to rock until my PF Flyers are soaked. Exhausted, I sit down on the ledge of a
concrete sewer, wolf down the Charles Chips and lemonade, and try to decide
where to spend the night. Crawling into
the sewer pipe might work but I’d heard Karla say there was a dead cat in
there. I thought of following the brook down
to the trestle by the river but remembered my brother Bob describing a huge
snapping turtle that lived there. Then
the noises start.
“Snap” from the bushes by
the road jerks my head up.
“Creak, creak, creak” descends
from a nearby sycamore.
“Caw-caw-caw” from overhead
makes me jump.
“Go home, go home” whispers
the trickle of the brook.
Dad’s
mint green 1959 Oldsmobile wagon is sitting in the driveway. I creep along the house and Mom catches me
peeking in the kitchen door. She yells
“Come and get it” and I flinch as Dad
strides past. He just settles into his
seat at the back of the table and my brothers and sisters pile around so I
creep in to the kids table and sink into the little chair, expecting the
yelling to start at any moment. It never
does and those are the best chicken and
dumplings ever.