"Holiday Cheer!"
The holiday cheer brings a tear to my eye,
Yes, I think I'm gunna cry!
Wraping presents,
I'm now out of tape!
Yes, this Holiday cheer, for Christmas sake!
A week 'til Christmas,
With $30 to spend,
Things for my parents, brother, sister, and friends!
Lord, I think I'm going mad!
How was I to know shoplifting was bad?
God hand me the aspren and beer,
Yes all this from this holiday cheer!