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CHERRY'S NOT DEAD!

What began in 1999 as a joke continues now, also as a joke. Throughout these years, however, Cherry Rounders has gotten some attention online and even though the purpose was to annoy and troll, this nuisance character still brings in a small monthly streaming revenue so I can pay for small website expenses and tacos for my family a couple of times. Lately it has been for some reason rising slowly.

Well, my friends, with demands still obviously there for even more stuff, I'm going to try to earn me and mi familia a real mexican cuisine here and there! I just made $71 for the i eat poop song this month from 23 years ago, and I really think I want to do something cool about it for the fans!

Clearly on this day, March 31st, 2023 I have just ran the idea through my head and on small notebooks here and there, but haven't exactly recorded anything or brought anything to form yet. This means, well, you'll have to wait. I don't want to jump the gun and just shit something out I want it to be worth the 23 year wait!




THE LIFE OF CHERRY ROUNDERS

I'm not sure at this point how it is going to come out. My current idea is just an idea, three albums. One is "Waves of Nuisance" which will be a complete redo of everything so far, from the first two "albums" that I recorded almost 25 years ago to the I Eat Poop song, in 10 minute form as requested on here, and then "Window Lickin' Good" as the second. This will be all new material. I was going for a basic up-to-45-minute 12-track ALBUM but chances are I'll go overboard and fill 80 minutes and shoot for like thirty tracks to include ALL the new stuff.


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The third release will be several discs in length and be a complete redo of "The Lost Saga" in a new fashion with a modified or different story, that I have in mind. It starts shortly before Cherry was discovered and takes you on a roller coaster story ending in, well, space.



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WINDOW LICKIN' GOOD
I also had the idea of Window Lickin' Good OR Waves of Nuisance, the titles, one of which being sort of a best-of collection from a long upcoming series of "demos" in the style of how Beck did demos before being signed. Crayon art and interludes and nonsense, you name it! It just sounds fun to me. SOON during the making of this I'll have dated notes, lyrics, and journal entries in the "To Be" journal pages section. I have three journals for three purposes all having to do with Cherry Rounders, and various cheap pads to scribble thoughts in at work to add to them at the end of the night when I'm in Cherry Mode. The EPs or Demos will be available too for cheeeeaaaappppppppp so you'll get everything I decide to shit out for you for a nice generous price as a thank you!



LIFE OF CHERRY ROUNDERS
COMING SOMEDAY IN THE FUTURE
WAVES OF NUISANCE
COMING VERY SOON
WINDOW LICKIN' GOOD
COMING LATER
JOURNAL PAGES
READ CHERRY-RELATED NOTES & LYRICS
WWW FORUMS
POST UTTER NONSENSE AND STUPID SONGS
BANDCAMP MUSIC
ALL RECORDINGS FROM 1999-2011

HOW ALL STARTED

It all started stoned. There were three of us. We don't really talk anymore unfortunately but this is where all started, as Poopy Booby. I have made this retarded "Stomp Meets Beatbox Meets Chipmunk Crackheads" album free out of respects for the other two members, also originally from my high school band "Noose." After a comment about a "Five Cented Rounder" actually recorded in one of the tracks I coined "Cherry Rounders" because it meant balls, was a girl's name, and it was weirdly funny and explained some of the mega-crazy-gay stuff that was done for the element of shock and fun. The purpose of the album was honestly because I couldn't get enough of the goofing off and it was fun so I did it myself at home too and was eventually going to make shit to sneak online and troll people with.

I had already used it to fuck with people in real life honestly too, for I burned CD-Rs and left them in places like Wal-mart and restaurants in bathroom stahls on the toilet paper dispensers with "Hey You, Yeah You, Listen To Me!" messages and a website address. I forgot to install a tracker in time so I'm not sure if anyone ever followed through. Also it was to annoy friends and broaden the shock horizons with small penis and poop jokes, etc. When you're stoned and your friend comes at you in front of random strangers with shit like this and plays it when normally he says few words and is actually anxiety-ridden the freakish factor of WTF arrives, and it makes it funny I think. This is why I liked when Napster shared it on the net without me knowing Napster did that way back in 2000. It scored me a Yahoo! fanclub created in Chicago by a dude named Patrick Skerrett.

This sparked the need to create a real album, El Pee, in 2003. It was never fully finished. Fourteen tracks seemed doable at least to mail out to fans for free with no shipping charges on CD-R (to other countries even) however!! The pun is on me and just the fact it exists. That's the real reason I think I would find it funny. "Some fucking weirdo made this who the fuck would do that?!? Oh man I wonder what else he does!!" ;)


POOPY BOOBY FIASCO
THREE WEIRDOS DRIVING AROUND
I CAN D0 1T AL50
THE FIRST ALBUM BY CHERRY ROUNDERS
I EAT POOP [EP]
THE NAPSTER HIT! I EAT POOP [2000]
EL PEE 2003
A REDUX BLEND OF FECAL MATTER
NUTTIN' BUTT LUV [EP]
A WHOLE NORMAL-SPEED EP
CHERRY BROWN
NORMAL SPEED EP WITH BROWN FROWN
THE LOST SAGA
THE FIRST FAILED ATTEMPT AT A STORY



THE WILL AND JERRY ERA
The day came in January of 2008 after the 2005 tracks were so fun with will, drunk off of my ass, and not speeding it up, to start Will and Jerry. We were going to be called WENIS, but meh. We went with what we went with. This was fun. I didn't like the whole relatives and family hating it part, or random people thinking I'm a serial killer for the subject matter. I did listen to too much Insane Clown Posse previously and was recovering I guess, but all was meant to be for fun and to be random. We did four shows. I was terrified but pushed through it. Those who know me, know this was very fucking difficult to accomplish for the dude that didn't say much to very many people in awkward situations especially. Weird huh. That I would do all of this haha. The minisite is to the right. I'll finally conclude it soon I hope when I get time. It ended 2016.