Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair
And one could tell by how he walked that he drunk more than
his share
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet
And he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
Ring ding diddle diddle die dee oh
Ring die diddly die oh
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street
About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by
And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye
"See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"
Ring ding diddle diddle die dee oh
Ring die diddly die oh
"I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt"
They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could
be
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see
And there behold for them to view beneath his scottish skirt
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
Ring ding diddle diddle die dee oh
Ring die diddly die oh
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth
They marveled for a moment than one said, "We must be gone,
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along"
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow
Around the bonny star the Scots' kilt did let them show
Ring ding diddle diddle die dee oh
Ring die diddly die oh
Around the bonny star the Scots' kilt did let them show
Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards
the trees
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes
"Ach, lad I don't know where ye've been but I see you won
first prize!"
Ring ding diddle diddle die dee oh
Ring die diddly die oh
"Ah, lad I don't know where ye've been but I see you won first
prize!"
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