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STUFF RODD SAYS what the hell is this kid on? |
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Delara: Rodd can you speak any french?
Rodd: Bonjour, Je m'appelle Rodd. Comment t'appelle poo?
(translation: Hello, my name is Rodd. What do you call your poo?) |
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[Pointing to Billy Nichols]
"Oh my god! That kid looks like Nichols!" |
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Rodd: Oh hey I saw Edmund today.
Delara: yeah?
Rodd: Do you know how spikey his hair was??? It was like... [puts his hand above his head] |
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"It'd be funny if a baby's first words were, "HEY! BRING ME A COLD ONE!" |
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Rodd: hEY delara look what me and blue are playing!
Delara: what...
Rodd: It's called, Hold your balls in.
Delara: what??
Rodd: Yeah but its spelled with a Z. If blue catches one of your balls, you're out. |
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"I feel bad for spiders. If they ever knew that people were scared of them they'd be lonely." |
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[At Mrs. Fuller's Fourth Grade Class one day...]
Mrs. Fuller: Everybody, meet Rodd's pretty sister Delara! Isn't she pretty?
Rodd: NO! SHE'S UGLY!!!!
Fourth Graders: *laughing*
Mrs. Fuller: But Rodd, you and your sister look exactly alike.
Rodd: NO WE DONT!!!
Fourth Graders: *laughing* |
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Rodd: 6 oclock!! Time to watch simpsons!!
Rodd's Friend: I'm not allowed to watch simpsons Rodd.
[Rodd stares at his friend blankly]
Rodd's friend: sorry Rodd
Rodd: *nervous laughter* |
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"Zack's has really long hair!!!" |
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"Derek could be on the barney show. He has bulging eyes." |
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"I had a dream last nightI was a teenage girl. And in that dream my boyfriend was Ronaldo." |
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"Wanna know something funny? After spiders mate the female spider eats the male....What if people did that??" |
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All the juniors: What was your favorite part of the play Rodd?
Rodd: When delara died. |
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"I'm never going [to the Sport and Health Club] again!! They don't have shower curtains...and the men are all..NAKED!!" |
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Delara: You're ugly. Have you been taking your ugly pills?
Rodd: Have you been taking your YOU SUCK pills? |
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"What's WD-40? OHHHHHH i know its that channel...no wait thats WB-50." |
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Delara: Mom and Dad like me more.
Rodd: AT LEAST I DONT LIVE IN THE BASEMENT!
Delara. I don't live in the basement either.
Rodd: Right. |
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Delara: oh did i tell you mike and lindsay are going to the dance together?
Rodd: *In a sarcastic tone* WHAT?! YOU MEAN SHES NOT GOING WITH CMO???? |
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"Blue and Delara, sitting in a tree, Z-D-Q-S-U-V-N." |
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"Want a glimpse of glory? We'll you're lookin at it." |
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Delara: *singing song* to all skeet skeet motherfuckerrrr, alll skeet skeet god damn
Rodd: Don't use that language..biotch. |
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"We should buy a hand-tazer so we can knock people out instead of killing them." |
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"I like to pick my nose holes." |
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