| DEREK AND DELARA'S PICK UP LINES learn how to talk to tha ladies...try these out sometime! |
| "Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell down the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?" |
| "Did it hurt?" "What?" "When you fell from the airplane?" (derek doesnt like that one) |
| Do you believe in ugly or should I walk by again? |
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| "Did it hurt?" "What?" "When your father beat you with the ugly stick?" |
| I lost my ugly...can I have yours? |
| Your father must be a farmer, cause you look like a horse. |
| Is that a goodyear blimp in you pocket or is your ass really that fat? |
| Excuse me do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your blubber. |
| Does your body come with a lard clamp?...cause you're fat. |
| If i could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together. |
| You're daddy must design trailors, cause your trunk could fit my fucking family. |
| Is it fat in here or is it just you? |
| more coming soon... |
| If you were on the McDonald's menu you'd be called a McFatty |