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| Look at the picture above. You might see an adorable, filth loving, goo-goo-gaah-gaahing baby lobster. On the other hand, you might see the despicable hell spawn of the filth loving vermin that killed your father. Whatever your sentiments, remember this: a baby lobster is an innocent and deserves the opportunity for a satisfying, filth loving life, as much as anyone else. This is not possible without your support. Send your money to me and I will see that it gets to the appropriate agencies. From time to time you will recieve a picture and letter from your larva telling you about their filthy bottom dwelling lives. De Kreeft 3700 Locust Walk Philadelphia, PA 19104 (cash only please) If you don't trust me - which you shouldn't - you can click here for a slightly more legitimate lobster adoption organization |
| He'll fuck you up.... |