Males are one-dimensional creatures that take directions as given. Maybe that’s why they read maps better? But that’s digressing. Maybe that’s why men fail to read equivocation accurately. Simple solution (and guys do always look for simple solutions): tell it straight as it is.

 

Illustration

 

F: I wanna talk to you.

 

            M receives message, decides that it’s time to leave, waits for bus at bus stop.

 

F: I actually don’t feel like talking.

 

M sees no point in going home so early then. Decides to take an alternative bus that goes, maybe, nowhere. Somewhere quiet, somewhere far to spend some alone-time thinking and clearing the mind.

 

F: Home? Go online?

 

            M on bus, decides to go home instead then. Alights in the middle of a rather-nowhere place, looks for familiar bus route to take bus back home as soon as possible. No such luck at this bus stop. Spots another bus stop a junction across, crosses the road towards it hoping to find bus.

 

F: ): Nvm

 

            M stops in the middle of road – there’s no traffic anyway. Drops bag, sets instrument down. Sits down and blanks for fifteen minutes. Total silence, total absence of thoughts. Still no traffic, no hope for buses, he surmises at the end of those fifteen minutes. Enough wasting of time today. Let this day be over. Let’s go home. Oh it’s past twelve. Booking fee for cabs is waived. So why not call a cab. Since there isn’t going to be any bus coming anyway. Cab arrives, sets off for home.

 

 

 

 

That’s our inadequacy. That’s how we are simple-minded creatures incapable of higher-order thinking.

 

dejectium out

0047hrs gmt +8

22 december 2005

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