| Let it hit home I don't wanna talk about the things we said last night. You and I will work it out and things will be alright. But things will never change and I guess I'll just deal with it. Or maybe I'll convince you that I don't give a shit. Cause it's over you don't see like I do, all the shit everyone has been putting me through on top of you. You add onto the constant pressure of trying to be so perfect but bitch you are so much worse and I don't think it's worth it. Let it hit home. I'm so tired and worn out from staring in the mirror at the same old image daily. Ohh at the same old image daily with that look of discontent of the days better left spent and I just wanna be alone again. So let it hit home. She said "I wanna be together once again cause things aren't working out when we try as friends" but I say let it be the end. So walk around with your head held high when you tell everyone that you didn't cry. And that you couldn't cry. And how you didn't cry again. Let it hit home. I still remember the touch of your lips on mine. I still remember fancy dinners and cheap wine. I still remember when we had sex on the beach those times are out of reach. I just wanna go home. I just wanna be alone. So let it hit home. |
| Lesbians!! Dip me in chocolate baby and throw me to the pack of lesbians that are drunk off the alcohol that you buy at the Taj Mahal please tell me they shaved their vagina cause i don't like being called a carpet muncher. Ohhh i love to touch your breast and massage your drunk nipple. Oh how the alcohol gets absorbed in that nipple and how you shaved those chocolate doughnuts in the morning that make me crave some pussy. Ohhhhhhhh and i think you should call me your daddy when you scratch my back. |
| beer I drank a beer tonight the beer made me so horny inside but bitch bow down and kiss my feet or I'm gonna make you suck my meat oh baby pleasure me she called me Joe and I called her hoe cause that bitch was my skank to control. And i said gimme a beer or I'm gonna stab you in the ear with my dick! And I'm gonna make you suck it. |
| Geenie There was an elephant named Joe and he has purple ears and a big schlong but I loved him anyway cause he was dating the giraffe until the giraffe said, "Goodbye my child, I don't wanna love you anymore!" And Joe cried cause he thought it was his ding dong that ended the relationship. And I dream of genie til you come out and touch my weenie. |
| CRACK ASS LYRICS |
| Courtney's Song Laying in the driveway under cold morning suns and I think I'm gonna be a happy person today but Oh my Lord I'm so lonely Oh i cried myself to sleep last night.. this song is going nowhere it's so fucking dumb oh my god I'm not even typing your stupidass song and you don't even realize it. You're a dumb bitch Amanda. Why don't you pay attention to what I do you stupid slut? I'm gonna kick your ass, I'm gonna kick your ass.. |
| Sore Losers I was on a plane and I saw your mom drinking whiskey I said "Bow down, hand it over bitch!" I had a hard life and you don't understand me you're no good at lying and I'm gonna kick your ass. "Don't hold this against me, I've already said I'm sorry". And I bet you've got every fucking thing I've said memorized. So hoe, give me that fucking whiskey cause I need to be drunk cause the plane's gonna crash and you're gonna kiss my ass in the air. No one likes a sore loser bitch. No, we don't like sore losers. I don't think you're sexy enough anymore. I think you've lost the touch that turned you into a whore in the first place. Now hand me that fucking drink bitch, cause I need to get drunk and if you've got that pot then you hand that shit over to hoe cause I need to get fucked up. You had it easy now suck my balls suck my scrotum so courtney says as she massages my... |
| Siamese There once was a kitten named Siamese but he was really Japanese and I drank whiskey with him on a Sunday afternoon. And then we go bowling at Bertrand's where the guy is a cowboy in a hat and we'll leave that shit at that. But then I smoke my tequila and I pack my bowl, snort the cocaine, next thing you know I'm high on methane. Courtney, I'm a druggie who just got mobbed when I checked in the gynecologist who is also my psychologist and I love the way she gets dirty with my gramma. And man is she tall, her schlong is super long! And boy do I like those ding dongs with the cream filling. Rub my feet like you used to massage my toes with your tongue and feel my mother's crack through her thong! TURN ME ON!! |