I think I did a pretty good job mirroring the original lyrics, dumb as they are...this is the entire story of the first movie through Han's eyes. See what you think.
HAN
SOLO - Wookie
I came onto this world as a
smuggler
Me and Chewie run spice
Did you see the size of his
frame?
Dwellin on the past
It really burns my butt
Everyone
who runs spice has to earn from the Hutt
Hey I think about the
day
That Greedo tried to off me for pay
So I blew him
away
Now I'm stuck with this kid who's outta luck
And the
old man's a sucker with some cash he can float
Hey, like a
chump (hey)
A light-space jump (hey)
Without a bump
(hey
We're off this dump (hey)
We didn't do too bad
(No)
But am I feeling good? (No)
I'ts kinda sad my ship's
the laughing stock of the neighborhood
But even though we can't
find Alderaan
We find the princess like they said
Locked up
in a cell block
Maybe she just made a mistake
When we all
made a break
She thought we'd escape another way
Hey, what
the hell?
Something dragged Luke away
He's alive but I'm not
sure why
I did it all with the wookie
C'mon
The
wookie
C'mon
On rescue with the rookie
Stuck in the
compactor
Stuck in the compactor
Stuck in the
compactor
Stuck in the compactor
Why did it take so
long?
Why'd the droids wait so long, huh
To get us all out?
but they did it
And Luke's the only one who just won't run
He
doesn't get it
I can't believe that he can be so grieved
By
Ben's so-called death, cuz in reality
Had a hidden agenda
But
now out the window
I see four TIE's putting holes in my
fender
Before we jump (hey)
We gotta pump (hey)
Our
lasers up (hey)
And now they're trumped (hey)
Me and the
punk (hey)
We blow em up (hey)
In little chunks (hey)
Their
aim sucks
C'mon!
I did it all with the rookie
C'mon
And
look, he
C'mon
Knows Leia is good-looking
Stick it out to
Yavin
Stick it out to Yavin
Stick it out to Yavin
Stick
it out to Yavin
I'm only human
It's so easy for the
Princess to give me some advice
She tells me they let us go
But
they track us when we run
Now I'm a little jaded
For
you, so just leave me alone
(Jabba's on the phone)
Leave me
alone
(I'm going home)
Just leave me alone!
You
rebels are insane
Hey, I just want my pay
I'm not gonna stay
here - I'll always be the same
Ain't nothin gonna change
Hey,
I just want my pay
I'm not gonna stay here - I'll always be the
same
I did it all with the wookie
C'mon
The
wookie
C'mon
So we could help that rookie
Saving all your
(yeah!)
Saving all your (yeah!)
Saving all your
(yeah!)
Saving all your (yeah!)
The kid and me and the
wookie
C'mon
Hey look, we
C'mon
Get medals and a
cookie
Wave at all the masses
Wave at all the masses
Wave
at all the masses
Wave at all the masses
LIMP
BIZKIT - Nookie
I came into this world as a reject
Look into these eyes
Then you'll see the size of these
flames
Dwellin on the past
Its burnin' up my brain
Everyone
that burns has to learn from the pain
Hey I think about the
day
My girlie ran away with my pay
When fellas come to
play
No she stuck with my homeez that she f***ed
And I'm
just a sucker with a lump in my throat
Hey, like a chump
(hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump
(hey)
Should
I be feelin' bad? (No)
Should I be feelin good? (No)
Its
kinda sad I'm the laughin' stock of the neighborhood
You would
think that I'd be movin' on
But I'm a sucker like I said
F***ed
up in the head, not!!
Maybe she just made a mistake
I should
give her a break
My heart will ache either way
Hey, what the
hell
Watcha want me to say
I wont lie that I cant deny
I
did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So
you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick
it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
(yeah!)
Why did it take so long?
Why did I wait so long,
huh
To figure it out? but I did it
And I'm the only one
underneath the sun
Who didn't get it
I cant believe that I
can be deceived
By my so called girl, but in reality
Had a
hidden agenda
She put my tender
Heart in a blender
And
still I surrendered
Hey, like a chump
Like a chump
(hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump
(hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump (hey)
Like a chump
(hey)
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
(yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
(yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
I'm only human
Its
so easy for your friends to give you their advice
They tell you
to let it go
But it's easier said than done
I
appreciate it
I do, but just leave me alone
(Leave me
alone)
Leave me alone
(Leave me alone)
Just leave me
alone!
Aint nothin' gonna change
If you can go away
Im
just gonna stay here and always be the same
Aint nothin' gonna
change
If you can go away
Im just gonna stay here and always
be the same
I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The
nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up
your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
(yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
I did it all for the
nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that
cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
(yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)