MEET THE STAFF

of the World Wide Will!*
   
* Although my intent in creating this page was to give my readers an appreciation for the diverse talent that makes this site so appealing, I have been forced on reflection to admit that all other staff contributors are in essence deeply boring people, despite their accomplishments in the field of writing. Therefore this page will be entirely about myself and my activities. I think we can all agree that this will prove to be the most judicious approach, not least because it will spare you the tedium of learning about Tim Lackworth's Lint-From-Around-the-World collection.  
   

World Wide Will himself

This is me a couple of years ago, wearing a shirt that shows how proud I am to attend a university that employs such talented photographers. The photographer in question has just taken my picture with supremely perfect timing, so that I appear to be simultaneously fighting the effects of a powerful sedative and striving to conceal my powerful fangs. 

   

The Family

Almost everything strange about me is due to the influence of my family, for which I will be forever grateful. Here you see my loving parents. Made independently wealthy by the invention of self-changing motor oil, they've settled down to enjoy the good life. After raising a great kid like me, they certainly deserve it.

   
And these are my sisters. Beautiful, talented, yet slightly eccentric, they wear their trademark bright orange vests wherever they go. On the weekends they fight Crime, as well as the forces of Communism.

   

Activities

I enjoy Drumming;

   

Age of Empires 2 (get the expansion pack);

   

and I can't forget Nudity!

 

.......But I'm sure you all wish you could, so I'm going to be serious for a moment and tell you about...

   

The Girlfriend

I wish I could give you an idea of how much this girl has meant to me....I will say that she has been a blessing from God in many, many ways. (Her family is cool too, but sadly I have no pictures of them.) For a long time I wondered if I was being too picky when it came to dating, but this relationship has been worth the wait. I also didn't expect to end up with someone who looks this good. Is she gorgeous or what?

WARNING: while viewing the picture to the left, you may be blinded by one of two things: her beauty, or the rays of the sun reflecting off my face.

It's up to you, of course, but....I know how I'd want my vision to go.

   
So now that you know all about me, it's probably time I took an interest in what you think of this website. I've been hesitant to post an email address here (due to spammers, psychotics, and psychotic spammers), but after reflecting on the fact that I have four working email addresses, I realized I can probably afford to risk one. From now on, you may direct your comments, complaints, requests, death threats, and other forms of encouragement to deitiphobe1 [at] yahoo.com.
   

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