Kadeisha's Script
Written by Kadeisha in 9A at Northview Heights S.S
INT. Class-Day
Teacher leaves class and door closes behind him and everyone is standing there staring and there is complete silence
NATASHA
You all should just say yes to me now because you know I'm going to end up getting that scholarship anyways.
JOE
Like hell you ain't
ASHLEY
You know what? You're not going to get anything. Everyone knows that I'm the smartest person in the class so I deserve it.
NATASHA
Listen to me. Just because you "think" your so smart doesn't mean you are. Considering that I got the same grade average as you & besides, your boring and a loser. They just don't give scholarships to boring people. They give um to creative people like me for instance.
JOE
Den if dat's true that means I should win because I'm better then you and more creative. I own dis scholarship. GO SPORTICIS!
Natasha back Joe into the corner.
Ashley goes and seats by herself.
JOE
Please don't hurt me. Let SPORTICIS live.
NATASHA
Shut up you stupid moron.
JOE
I might be stupid but I'm not a moron.
NATASHA
Don't fool yourself, just listen. Were going to trick Ashley to go outside because once she stepped outside dat then we'll split it 50/50 or whatever.
JOE
But why?
Natasha gives him a stare.
JOE
Oh I get it. That way we can have the scholarship. I understand
NATASHA
Dumb ass.
JOE
Like Hell I am!
Both start laughing
ASHLEY
What's so funny?
NATASHA
Don't worry bout dat.
JOE
Come on Ashley. Give me a hug.
(says next part silently to himself) I'll die before I do that.
ASHLEY
No get away.
JOE
Come on Ashley. Give daddy a big hug. Don't be afraid of my little friend.
Natasha and Joe start cracking up.
ASHLEY
Get away from me before I kick your ass!
JOE
Like hell you ain't. Give a hug.
ASHLEY
No! Leave me alone!
Ashley runs out the door.
JOE
That was freckin easy.
NATASHA
Yeah, dat was easy. Yo Joe, go close the door for me.
JOE
Sure why not.
Natasha walks up behind him and kicks him out.
NATASHA
Told ya I'd get the scholarship you dumb ass.
Joe starts banging on the window outside.
JOE
LET ME IN! I WANT THAT SCHOLARSHIP! DAMN IT! I'M SPORTICIS! I NEVER LOSE! OH SHIT IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! NOOOOOOOO!
~*~THE END~*~