End of the Year Party At the Hotel
Written by: Ashley & Kristina
Characters
*Jeff Gordon
*Tony Stewart
*Kyle Petty
*Dale Earnhardt Jr
*Jeff Green
*Michael Waltrip
*Darryl Waltrip
*Elliott Sadler
*Kevin Harvick
*Matt Kenseth
*Mark Martin
*Reed Sorenson
*Ward Burton
*Mike Helton
*Richard Petty
Scene 1
J Gordon & Tony are drunk.
JEFF: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
TONY: What?
JEFF: Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
TONY: Yes.
They head to the hotel room but before they get there, they pass out.
Scene 2
KYLE: I'm the king of the NASCAR!
JR: What?
KYLE: You heard me.
JR: You lie; you crazy.
Kyle then goes after Jr and NASCAR War 1 starts; Jeff Green goes after Mikey.
Scene 3
Elliott goes to Darryl's hotel room.
ELLIOTT: What are you doing?
DARRYL: Nuttin.
ELLIOTT: I see something.
DARRYL: What do you see?
ELLIOTT: I see Pokemon Crystal.
DARRYL: Ok ok don't tell anyone ok?
ELLIOTT: Naw. I better tell.
Elliott runs off.
Scene 4
Kevin is sitting there when Matt comes over.
KEVIN: What are you doing here?
MATT: Spying on you.
KEVIN: On me?
MATT: Uh huh.
KEVIN: Spy on someone else.
MATT: No. Your fun to spy on.
KEVIN: No you are double fun to spy on.
MATT: You spy on me? And it's triple fun to spy on you.
KEVIN: Yeah, I spy on you when you and Katie are doing something.
MATT: You disgusting bitch!
KEVIN: I'm not. You are.
Then they go after each other.
Scene 5
Jimmie is getting ready for the baloney burger eat-off when Ward walks over.
Ward: You can't beat Elliott.
Jimmie: Can too. Wanna bet?
Ward: Sure and loser has to dress up as a pink M&M ok?
Jimmie: Your on.
Scene 6
The baloney burger eat-off was about to start when it was time for Mark Martin to let out some Viagra jokes.
MARK: A man at a nursing home took Viagra and went to the lunch room, where the residents were playing Bingo. To get their attention he yelled out, "SUPER SEX!, Super Sex!" The ladies yelled back: "I want the SOUP!", "Soup, Please." "Oh, I'd love some soup!"
Everyone laughs
REED: Ok. Thank you Mark. And now for the contest. And here we go!
Elliott and Jimmie then start to eat burgers and Ricky Rudd & Dale Jarret continue to eat their blooming onion. After an hr, Elliott gives up and Jimmie wins; Ward then dresses up as a pink M&M.
Scene 7
Mike Helton walks into the main hotel room
Mike: Meeting tomorrow meeting!
Random drivers: Huh? What? Who? Where? When? Why? How? Sex!
Mike: Am I the only one who hasn't lost their mind?
Richard Petty walks up to him
Richard: I haven't lost mine yet.
THE END
