~*~Crazy Love~*~

By: Ashley and Kristina

One sunny day at Martin's house, Martin was eating tacos when there was a knock at the door. It was Shane and he told Martin that he got in a fight with his girlfriend and they split.

"Ah sorry to hear about that," Martin told Shane. "But listen, I have a date tonight so I gotta go."

"How could you leave me here lonely and depressed?" Shane asked.

"I'm sorry Shane but I gotta go. Go bug your brother about this."

"But Tyler is on a date. I tried his cell yet it wasn't turned on."

"What? He on a date again? You should talk to him about dating Shane."

Soon after, Shane shows up with Carly.

"Hey Tyler," Shane says.

"That's your brother?" Carly asks. "Aww he's so cute."

"Thank you for the complements and who are you?"

"Carly. Carly Henderson."

"Well it's nice to meet you Carly."

"Can you make this fast?" Martin begs. "I got a date and I don't wanna be late."

"Sure thing," Shane assures Martin. "Hey Ty and Carly, wanna go to the club?"

"I got to be there in 10 minutes. I'll call you later and tell you how it went."

They then trade goodbyes. Martin heads out for his date well the rest go to the nearest dance club.

Martin arrives at the place they are suppose to meet at. The place they chose was a spot near a supermarket. He goes to the direct spot and sees a envolope with his name on it. He opens the envolope and there was a sheet of paper in it. He pulls out the paper and it says, 'meet at the racetrack.' He thinks for a sec.

"Does this mean Concord, Rockingham or Charlotte?" he thinks to himself.

Also in the envolope was a small object. It was clue! He looks at it yet it doesn't ring any bells off for him so he goes to ask Jr since he has a good sense Jr would know which track.

When Martin got to Jr's house, they discussed what the object meant.

"So what track do you think it is?" Martin asked.

"It's the track in Paris," Jr answered.

"How do you figure that?"

"The object represents the Effiel Tower."

"Oh. Well that's weird but I better go to Paris. Bye Jr!"

"Bye Lil Martin." Martin then heads for Paris.

Meanwhile Jr goes back upstairs to his bedsroom. There was a scary noice in one of the rooms and he went to see who or what it was. He opens the door and walks into the pitch black room. Then someone grabs him.

"Can you help me and Jimmie break Kristina and Jeff up?" the person said in a scary voice.

"Hell no!" Jr yelled. "I'd never help anyone associated with Jimmie."

Meanwhile, Martin arrives at the Paris airport. He then takes the limo to the track. The limo was part cherry red, party baby blue and part yellow. It also had lots of tacos. He had 3 tacos and then decided to eat no more.

When he got to the track, he got out of the limo. He then saw Ashley so he went over to her.

"Howyadoin?" He asked as he gave her a hug.

"I'm ok," she told him. "How are you?"

"I'm good. So where do you wanna go for are date?"

"Up to you."

"How about the Eiffle Tower?"

"Sure. I'm cool with that."

Martin gets some money from his pocket and he finds a note in his pocket. He pulls it out, reads it, laughs and then puts it back.

Back at Jr's house, Brian still had Jr.

"So you aren't going to help me?" Brian asks.

"I am not going to help you to break them up," Jr told him. "They are like good friends to me and I don't need to lose them to this."

"Well I am going to make you right now."

"You fucking asshole! I don't want to see you ever again."

"Well you can't go anywhere since I'm still holding you."

"I will break you and your girlfriend up and I'll tear your house apart and I will do anything to keep them together you asshole." Then Jimmie and Chandra show up. "I have the biggest team ever in the world and I can call them anytime I want to kick your ass."

"Well you can't do that if Brian is holding you," Chandra said. She then slapped him.

Jeff comes in and says, "Chandra, I've never known that side of you."

"Well your about to meet that side. Now, let me get back to what I was doing."

"It's lunch time and its time that I have my oreo cookies." Jr said.

"Well your not going to have them yet thanks for the idea," Jimmie told him. "I wouldn't mind going to your kitchen and getting some of them myself."

"Your not the boss of me."

"Well I am well Brian is holding you."

"It's none of your business."

"Well I think it is espically if me and Brian have a special plan we need your help with."

"What plan?"

"Well we can't say it infront of Jeff."

"Do you have ideas for it?"

"Well I have some yet again, I can't say them infront of Jeff. Sorry."

"Are you thinking of spliting me and Kristina up?" Jeff wondered. "Well then you all are such assholes."

"No that is not the plan Jeff," Jimmie lied. "Its something else that doesn't deal with you or Kristina."

"Ok. Then I'm a hundred percent in."

"Um sorry but we got enough people already Jeff. Sorry teammate."

"I got some very good ideas."

"Well give them to me and maybe I'll use em with the others."

"What are you guys doing?"

"Can you all just stop arguing, leave my house and let go of me?" Jr begged. "You are such a gay person."

"EEEEEWW did you just call me gay?" Brian asked.

"Yeah I did. What's your problem?"

"Nothing since gay can also mean happy."

"No I mean in the other way."

"EEEEEEEW you disgusting bitch! Chandra, can you slap him again?"

"Yeah I can," Chandra said. "I'll do it just for you my little prince." Chandra then slapped him

"You are going out with me," Jimmie says. "Not Brian. I'm your prince, not him."

"Actually she took me out on a date last night Jimmie," Brian pointed out.

"Fine," Jimmie said. "If you want to break up with me then I'll find someone better then you like Victoria."

"Who is Victoria?" Chandra asked.

"She's more beautiful then you."

"Really? So have you been cheating on me?"

"Yeah I have. You can and I can't?"

"Well you can't if you don't know about me cheating on you."

"How am I surpose to know if your cheating on me?"

"How about you let go of me and take this argument somewhere else?" Jr pleaded.

"Fine," Chandra accepted. "Choose a place."

"EEEEW No I am not going anywhere with you. For all I know you wanna have sex with me and cheat on that asshole again."

"I already had it with Brian."

"Yeah yet you could always wanna go for round 2."

"Well I already fell in love with him."

"Fine. That's fine with me. Now, my plan is for Brian to let go of me and leave my house. Where you go is up to you."

"Fine. It's are world. We'll go out for dinner."

"Good. Now tell your boyfriend to let go of me."

While they argue, Martin is in Paris on his date with Ashley in Disney Land.

"Do you know any french or do I have to order?" Ashley asked.

"Well I know a little bit," Martin begins. "I know bonjour and je m'appelle. I also know that line from the Moulin Rouge song."

"Ok. Were you planning to try that line on me?"

"Yea. Like tonight. It was surpose to be a surprise but I guess it's not now."

"Hmmm...well my answer for you is oui."

"Let's go and see a bigger surprise for you in the room."

"If ya say so."

"That was one of your shortest sentences ever."

"True. Yet my shortest is when I told your car owner to shut up."

"Well it was your second shortest answer."

"Maybe or maybe not."

"It is."

"Whatever."

"Whatever."

"Don't give me your attitude you little boy."

"I am not giving you my attitude."

"Puhlease." They then go back to their room and begin to have sex.

Meanwhile back in California, Kristina was finishing dinner for the special evening she was going to spend with Jeff and Jeff led a pathway to the bed. They then went in the bed and well, I guess you know the rest of that end of the story.

The next day, it was their third month anniversary and Jeff got Kristina a present which were the keys to a brand new blue ferrai.

"OMG thank you so much," Kristina thanked him.

"Your welcome honey," replies Jeff.

"Awwww your so sweet."

Back in Paris with Ashley and Martin, Martin called Brad Arnold, the lead singer for 3 doors down and told him that and Ashley's first anniversery and asked if they could come and sing for them.

"Sure," Brad accepted.

Back in Charlotte, Brian still wouldn't let go of Junebug. Brian loved Junebug and wanted to have sex with him.

"Jr, do you love me?" Brian asked.

"No," Jr answered. "How could I?"

"How dare you!"

"First I hate you and then second...uh....you're disgusting." Brian then slaps Jr.

"Let go of him!" Jimmie screamed.

"I won't," Brian denied. "I love him but he won't love me back."

"That's because he loves me right?"

"Ask him."

"Jr, do you love me?"

"Of course I do sweetheart," Jr replies.

"See, told ya so Brian," Jimmie teases.

"How could you do this to me?" Brian asked.

"Do what? Can't help it when someone loves me and I love them."

"I started loving him before you did."

"Yeah but anyways, he doesn't love you so of course he'll end up with me."

"Things change buddy."

"Ok ok glad ya'll have expressed love for me but Jimmie, you are the one for me," Jr started. "So now can you please make Brian let me go? And don't go anywhere out of the area Jimmie, because i was hoping of doing something together"

"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Brian yelled. Brian let Jr go and then looked at Chandra. "Let's get out of here. These two are...well....oh god I can't say it."

"No, like bowling NOT DIRTY WAY."

"Oh but it will expand to more."

"U'll never know. Sometimes first dates don't work out the way you wanted it to go"

"Well I am out of here; this sounds wrong." Brian then leaves. So all that's left is Jr, Jimmie & Chandra.

Soon after Chandra leaves and Jimmie and Jr go out bowling.

They came to a town special bowling arena when Kevin comes.

"What's going on here?" Kevin asks

"Oh nothing just wandering to find out if Jimmie still know's how to bowl after ..." Jr answers.

"Oh stop it Junior!" Jimmie interupts. "That was soo old. I've practiced since then."

"Ok let me see"

"I will."

"Well, I don't see any movements."

"Will you calm down for once?"

"No, and you know that"

"You know what Jr? I don't see any empty lanes so what if me and you just head home for some fun and Kevin, we don't mean it that way."

"Ok what are we going to do at your places than?"

"Well we can't tell Kevin that Junior because then he'll probably tell everyone about the other but anyways, we better go. It's a surprise anyways."

"Ahhhh, what kind of surpise?"

"I made a promise that how much you bug me you get no hints. Now let's go and Kevin, don't you have a wife to be heading home to anyways?"

"She left me," Kevin replies. He then begins to cry. Jr puts his arm around his friend. He knew that he and Delana were really close.

"Why did she leave you?" Jr wonders.

"She found someone better then me."

"Man that's bullshit. I'm sorry but no one could be better for her then you Kevin. But no worries, you'll find true love somewhere."

"Someone in the arena said that Southern France is the best way to get a wife and a true love that will last forever," Jimmie adds. "I tell you."

"Thanks for the advice boys; ya sure helped my feelings but listen, I promised Hornaday we'd meet up and go do some things together....and don't think dirry after what Shane said," Kevin announced. "So I better leave you to alone to your own wishes since I think Jr really wants his surprise. Bye guys."

"Yeah I have a feeling that he is a LIAR!!!" Jr points out.

After trading a couple more words, they decided to split. Kevin went his way well Jr and Jimmie headed to Jimmie's house.

In Jimme's room there was a big huge box.When Jr opened the box there was another box. You get the point. Jr kept opening the boxes till he got to a tiny box at the end.

"Open it," Jimmie said. "It's got your surprise in it plus the rest of it is here with me." There was a key to a brand new mansion bulit "personaly by Jimmie."

"Are you saying that we are moving into a brand new mansion together?" Jr asked. "Is this what you had planned when your dream came true?"

"First, it's a faboulous view from all th windows. Second, we have the next 5 years with maid service, the last thing is that there are beautiful and sexy women."

"Ooo now your talking but Jimmie, you forgot one thing." Jr sets the key down on the dresser and walks over to Jimmie and sits on Jimmie's lap who was sitting on the bed. "We have answered both of our dreams; we are here together like we both wanted."

"But where are the ladies?"

"Well if ya truely luv me, then we'll forget bout that and have our fun alone together."

"Ok I'll do whatever it takes to make you the happiest." Then Jr undresses Jimmie and well....ya know the rest of the story and we'll just end it at that.

~*~The End~*~

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