POV: Kevin Harvick

Genre: Comedy

By: Kristina

1. Ashton Kutcher

2. Kevin Harvick

3. DeLana Harvick

4. Dale Earnhardt Jr

5. Martin Truex Jr

6. Mike Helton

7. Ron Rornaday

8. John Derby

9. Brian France

10. Sgt. Brandon

It was a fresh new day, with birds chirping, and flowers starting to bloom. I was waking up, and our TV was on. Punk�d was just about to start. I looked at DeLana, she was still sleeping and probably dreaming of chocolate; at that moment my tummy growled. So I tossed on a t-shirt and quickly ran downstairs to make myself breakfast.

The only way that I would completely wake up is to the smell of fresh coffee. Who can completely wake without coffee in the morning?

I wonder, if there is someone in the world who can wake up faster than the speed of a race car.

Punk�d had just started, so I ran as fast as I Could to the living room which had the big flat screen TV. But the only thing that stopped me from watching Punk�d was that I couldn�t find the remote, so I couldn�t turn the TV on. DeLana hid it on me on purpose to get me from watching Punk�d or was it somewhere lying around?

"I gotta find that damn remote or I�ll miss Punk�d! I�ll hate myself for not watching it" I thought.

I saw something strange lying behind the couch. It must be the remote. I went to check what it was. It turns out that it was the remote.

"I found the remote, now I can watch Punk�d! Oops, I just woke up De up".

"KEVIN!!!!!!!" De yells.

"Yes, sweetie?"

When she yelled, I knew that I was in trouble. She got down stairs and gave me this very long speech on how I shouldn�t wake her up this early in the morning.

"Can I watch Punk�d? Please? I beg you. You know how much I love the show." I asked hoping that she would say yes.

"But only under one condition,"

"What?" I asked.

"Let me go back to sleep." De said in a sleepy voice.

I nodded my head yes, while turning on the TV. This time it was Mike Helton that was going to be Punk�d. Ashton, John, Brian were planning on how to get Mike punk�d. They just thought of a very good plan. The plan was to get Mike arrested for the rule book. All of them set it up the whole thing, so one day Mike was driving in his limo and the police stopped him.

"Sir, can you step outside please? They asked him.

Mike got out of his limo.

"What did I do?" Mike questioned them.

The police told him that he was under arrest for making the rules in the NASCAR rule book.

"It�s not my fault at all, but�"

Still the police arrested him. They even put him in the back seat of the police car. At the front of the back seat Sgt, Brandon and beside him was Ashton was sitting.

"You just got punk�d!" yelled Ashton.

"How could you do this to me?" Mike asked.

"Do you know who set this up?"

Mike thought and thought, but no one come to mind.

"Think harder and you might get who set you up"

"I think I know, who might be, John Derby?"

"And�?"

"Brian France"

Then Ashton nodded his head yes.

"They are so much in trouble." Mike said whispering.

After they got Mike out of the car, Mike called John and Brian.

"Hi, it�s me. Mike."

"Hi. Why are you calling?" asked John.

"Oh, nothing. It�s just hot arrested for the rules in the rule book. Do you know want to explain that?"

"Ummm, I don�t know anything about this. It�s was John�s plan."

They started arguing about who was the one who�s the plan was. After a few minutes, they both confessed that they were both who planned this whole thing.

Meanwhile, Kevin was watching Punk�d. Jr, Martin, Hornyday, and Richard were thinking of getting Kevin punk�d.

"So, who has a suggestion?" Jr questioned the group.

"I do! I do!" Martin yelled loudly.

"What?"

"How about getting him Punk�d for eating to much chocolate?"

"Nooo, do we dare?" Jr asked surprised.

"Oh yeah. We dare" Richard replied.

"Ok, if you say so."

" I�ll call Ashton tomorrow and see if we can get Kevin punk�d." Horny says chuckling.

"Oh, not the evil laugh again."

"Oh, yeah."

After Kevin finished watching Punk�d, he decided to call Mike. And see it feels to be punk�d.

"Hi, it�s me."

"Hi, what happened? Who�s in trouble? Come on spill it out."

"Nothing happened. I just called to ask what�s like to be punk�d."

"It was scary, because I thought that I�d go to jail for real."

"Really?"

"Yeah, do you think that you�ll get punk�d?"

"I don�t know, but I would like to."

"I wouldn�t, you will never know where you will be punk�d. That�s the surprise."

Then DeLana woke up. "Good morning, who are you talking on the phone?"

"I�m talking to Mike."

DeLana started to worry about something bad have happened. "Why? What happened?"

"Honey, don�t worry. Nothing has happened. It�s just Mike was on Punk�d."

"Oh, I thought that something tragic happened since he called."

"I know but nothing tragic has happened."

"I trust you. Happy. I always trusted you."

"Awww, I always trusted you."

"Well, what�s it like like to be Punk�d?" DeLana asked Mike on the speakerphone.

"Well, it�s scary. You will never know when you are going to be punk�d."

"Mike, we gotta go. Bye."

"Bye."

The day they went pretty fast. For a midnight snack, Kevin decided to snack on Reese�s Bites. But Kevin wasn�t allowed to wake up at midnight for a snack. DeLana heard something strange going on.

"Not again." DeaLana asked asleep.

"What? I don�t know anything."

"Suuure."

"Fine, I just woke up, for my midnight snack."

"You eat too much chocolate."

"I do not!"

"Do too!"

"Do not!"

"Fine you win."

"Yahooooooooooooooo, I told you so."

"So, you coming to bed?"

"Yes."

Both of them came to bed, and Kevin instantly fell asleep.

"What am I going to do with you?" DeLana asked herself.

The next day, DeLana woke up before Kevin did. She heard the phone ring. She picked it up.

"Hello, we are the chocolate lovers. How may I help you?"

"It's me, Jr."

"Oh, it's you. What's up?"

"Nothing, it's just me, Martin, Hornyday, and Richard were thinking of how we can get Kevin pranked on Punk'd. Will you help us? We already have the plan of how we goiung to do it."

"Sure, what xan i do to help?"

"You can hide all the chocolate from him."

"You sure? I'll be in such trouble that you wouldn't know."

"Please????"

"Ummm....."

"Please? I won't get Kevin in trouble like I always do."

"Promise?"

"Yes."

"Ok, I'll hide it from him now."

"That-a-girl"

"If he finds out that i helped, i don't know what I'm going to do."

"I promise, i gotta go. Wake up Martin."

"Ok, bye."

After the phone call, DeLana was about to hide all of the chocolate, when Kevin woke up.

"Good morning, sweetie."

"Good morning,. Why are you up so early?"

"Oh, nothing."

"I see something behind you. What are you doing?"

"Nothing, i told you."

"What do you what for breakfast?"

"You know, the usual. Reese Puffs."

"Here you go. I gotta meet up with Jr, Martin, Horny and Richard today."

"Why?"

"To ask something."

"Why don't you ask me?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"I'm not telling."

"How mean of you."

"If I tell, then you won't be surprised."

"I hate surprises."

"It's a good surprise."

"I don't trust any of you/"

"How could you!?"

"Wait and see."

After DeLana gets ready to go to the grocery store as a cover up.

"Where are you going?"

"I told you, the grocery store."

"I'm going to Biff's house later to hang out."

"Ok."

After finishing his breakfast, Kevin was getting ready. There was a knock at the door.It was Greg.

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Me."

"Me, who?"

"Me, Greg."

"Oh, I'm almost ready to go."

"You were suppose to go at my house at 8:30."

"I know, but i overslept.I'm so so so sorry."

"It's okay. Come down."

"So, you we ready to go and partyy!?"

"Yeah."

So Kevin and Greg got into Kevin's Porcshe and drove off. On the'r way to Greg's house, they got stopped by a strange black Hummer. Then officers dressed all in red, with masks come out.

"You are arrested for eating to much chocolate."

"You can't be arrested for eatin too much chocolate." I answered.

"Oh, yes. You can."

"Are you saying that I'm arrested for eating too much chocolate?"

"Yes."

"Show me the evidence. I want proof."

"Ok. Here's the proof."

"Lets' see here...what page is it on?"

"It's on the last page."

I turn the page over to the last page.

"You added this last night."

"No, it was there before."

"Who are you?"

"We are not allowed to say. Get out of the car and put your hands up high."

"Ok."

The officers put on the cuffs on him.

"You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say, will be against you in the court of law."

"

"Get in the car." one officer said.

"Hi, who are you?" I asked.

"Ummm�.my name is �."

"Hey, I recognize your voice. Richard is that you."

"Ummm.noo."

"Yes, it is."

"Yep, guess what. You just got Punk�d.!!" Horny said.

"I hate you soo much. So that means that the officer that stopped me was Jr?"

"Yep."

"And DeLana was a part of this also."

"Oh, I love her too. Mike was right. You�ll never know when you are going to get punk�d."

"Yep."

"Oh, we didn�t tell you this but you are prohibited from eating chocolate every 5 minutes of the day."

"Yeah, I can deal with it. But still."

"Plus we got it on tape."

"Oh, that�s why there was a lot of cameras around."

"Are you mad?"

"No, I�m not. Actually it was fun being punk�d. Where�s Ashton?"

"He�s in the passenger seat."

"So, you mean Jr and Ashton switched roles?"

"Yes."

After all of that, they all went to the Reese�s factory for the rest of the day.Kevin was even happier.