Rick-"And what? Give them detention?"
Toby-"Just saying, I'm sure it'd be cool if you skipped the rest of the day."
Rick-"Toby, this is the one time I actually want to be at school."
Jimmy-"Cut the guy some slack, Spin. He's not that bad."
Spinner-"Yeah, okay. Oh chicken boy! Oh chicken boy! I love your wealth of knowledge and I, I love you."
Jimmy-"I'm glad you think this is funny."
Spinner-"Did you see the guy's face? Definition of funny!"
Jimmy-"What kind of person does that?"
Spinner-"One...a genius. And two, if you rat on me-"
Jimmy-"What?! No really, what are you gonna do? Yeah that's what I thought. Look save the bully crap for someone who won't fight back. And you better do something about it now before I do."
Jimmy-"Look, I'm really sorry about everything, okay? And if those guys give you any more problems, I got your back."
Rick-"You stabbed me in the back."
Jimmy-"What?"
Rick-"You set the whole thing up."
Jimmy-"Rick come on, I defended you."
[Rick pulls out the gun and points it at Jimmy]
Jimmy-"Is that real?"
Rick-"The whole time you pretended to be my friend. You made me do this."
Policeman-"What did your friend do when someone-"
Toby:-"Look, he's not my friend. He's a psycho, and he's not my friend!!"
Spinner-"It was Jimmy, man! Jimmy! They're gonna find out. I have to-"
Jay-"No, you have to shut up, okay?"
Spinner-"He's my best friend."
Jay-"Either outcome, I would say he WAS your best friend."
Spinner-"We might have killed him!"
Jay-"We didn't do anything."
Spinner-"We did!!"
Caitlin-"Here’s a story for you: 'Local insensitive reporter pummeled by famous colleague'."
Rachel-"Did the gunman say anything before he died?"
Toby-"He died?"
Marco [holding a white mask against his face]-"I am shaken. I want to turn back time. I need...I need to believe that life's better than this."
Ms. Sauve-"Thank you, Marco. Okay, who's next? Sean. Let's hear from you. Just repeat the three phrases: I am. I want. I need. Go ahead."
Sean [reluctantly holds up the mask]-"I am Sean Cameron. I want some chocolate milk, and I need this stupidity to be over."
Sean-"Guilt? I stopped Rick from killing people. I sleep like a baby."
Ms. Sauve-"But someone did die, Sean. Rick."
Sean-"Luck of the draw."
Sean-"I'm full of love today!"
Jay-"So where to, Bam Bam?"
Jay-"Is it a house? Is it a lunchbox?"
Tyler-"Papers think he's some kind of hero. Wrestling gunslingers."
Sean-"Didn't know you could read."
Tyler-"Saw your picture. Recognized the eyebrows. Pissed? Go on. Sucker punch me in the other ear and flee town. That's your move, isn't it?"
Sean-"You want me to talk? Fine! When the gun went off, my hand was covered in warm liquid. I thought I pissed myself, but then I realized that I was drenched with Rick's blood. And then, and then when he fell..."
Ellie-"Sean..."
Sean-"No!!"
Ellie-"Sean!"
Sean-"You're not doing this to me!"
Manny [to JT]-"Now I remember why we broke up. You just can't be the bigger man."
Sean-"That kid at school...he was gonna shoot my friend...so I grabbed the gun and it went off. I think...I think I might have, I might have killed him. I might have killed him. He's dead! He's dead!!"
Jay-"Somebody picked the wrong guys to mess with."
Alex-"Someone named Rick Murray."
Jimmy-"So give it up, Isaacs. Who did it?"
Rick-"Wish you hit him Jimmy, instead of missing all the fun?"
Jimmy-"Look Rick, why don't you just back off?"
Rick-"I've been suffering for weeks. A big joke to you and all your friends. I should just stop it. Toby doesn't deserve this. Nobody does."
Rick-"You worry too much, mother. Pretty soon Toby and I will be running that place."
Toby-"Uh...yeah, we're the coolest."
Craig-"I'm going to school. That's how badly I don't want to be around you lately."
Joey-"Excuse me?"
Craig-"Look. Sorry if I'm the only one that actually cares about this place. Joey, you'd sell it for beads. Sydney won't."
Rick-"Hey! My thoughts are on sale today. Two for a penny. You can pay me later."
Paige [Handing Rick her cell phone]-"Raditch, line one. Wants his suit back."
Rick-"Take a message."
Jimmy-"Yeah, I had a little brain cramp. And anyways, golf is not a sport.
Sydney-"No zits. No remedies. But a pie! Something baking in the oven. That would be nice!"
Rick-"They ruined it, Emma. They're life ruiners. Everyone laughing."
Emma-"But nobody's ever gonna forget who won. Who's the smartest guy in the whole school, in the whole city!"
[Rick grabs Emma and tries to kiss her]
Emma-"Rick! What are you doing? Let go!"
Rick-"I thought you loved me!"
Emma-"I felt sorry for you. I pitied you." [Hands him the trophy, then walks away] "Get a clue!"
Craig-"Hey, look, I'm just warning you."
Spinner-"Hey, it's none of your business. And neither is Manny. Not this year."
Rick-"Heartbreaking. I myself have Ms. Nelson pegged at number 3. I’ve got this list. It’s not some kind of crass rating system. It's a...ranking system."
Hazel-"I love soup."
Paige-"That was random."
Ashley-"Hey, soup's good!"
[Being interviewed for a job]
Meeri-"How are you at teamwork, though?"
Paige-"Oh, I'm team! I cheer for team."
[Looks up and sees that Alex works there]
Paige-"Go team."
[Talking about who's on Toby's kiss list]
Toby-"Fine, there's Emma."
Rick-"Not entirely surprised."
Toby-"Ellie Nash."
Rick-"Ooh, nice alternative!"
Toby-"Hazel."
Rick-"A couple of very fine attributes on that one."
Paige-"Alex. Um, can we talk a sec?"
Alex-"You're not calling me dog face?"
Toby-"Sure that's a good idea?"
Rick-"Sure you're not a big wuss?"
Spinner-"Okay, I admit it. I had some guilty thoughts."
Paige-"You have thoughts?"
Spinner-"Just like you did last year with that stupid driver's ed teacher."
Paige-"Falcone was not all over me, half naked at a car wash."
Spinner-"Anyway...what I came here to tell you is that...in the end all my thoughts come back to you."
[About Rick]
Darcy-"This friend of yours...he's really losing that bad?"
Toby-"I thought he was gonna cry. Oh, here he comes."
Darcy-"Poor guy!"
Toby-"Yeah, yeah. Poor guy."
Darcy-"He's the one they keep pushing into lockers. Why does everyone around here hate him so much?"
Toby-"So will, uh, five bucks change your mind?"
Paige-"Wanna check to see if I cleaned the nacho sludge thingy right?"
Alex-"The fact that you, Paige, did it at all is amazing."
Paige-"No worse than cleaning my brother's hair out of the bath tub."
Alex-"Thought we hired you, not your boyfriend." [Sarcastic] "Real sweet guy."
Paige-"The jerk you just experienced is usually a little less of a jerk."
Alex-"Not that I'd ever admit this, but I used to be scared of you."
Paige-"Please! I'm so not scary."
Alex-"No. You're a coward and a suck, because if my boyfriend showed up here and treated me that way, I’d be shopping for a new boyfriend."
Craig-"Well, that movie was surreal."
Marco-"It wasn't surreal. If it were surreal, Koback would have been played by, like, a goat."
Jimmy-"Okay, tell me again...why did Koback kill that guy?"
Craig-"Why do you think? Jealousy."
Spinner-"I knew Koback reminded me of someone!"
Craig-"There's so much to be jealous about, Spin. I mean...your charm, your way with women."
Spinner-"You're crazy, man."
Craig-"Ooh, nice comeback, genius."
[Spinner smacks Craig on the face]
Spinner-"That one better for you?"
Spinner-"Wait, you got fired?"
Paige-"Don't worry, your paycheck's safe."
Spinner-"That's not all I care about."
Paige-"Right. There's always Manny."
Paige-"Spin. I've had enough of you."
Mr. Kerwin-"We’re life partners actually."
Mrs. Nash-"Oh I know. Must be nice having a man around. My husband’s off fighting for his country."
Mr. Kerwin-"That must be difficult for you and Ellie."
Mrs. Nash-"Oh, you have no idea! Or do they let you people in the military now?" [Laughing] "You re-decorate the enemy into surrendering!"
[About Ashley]
Spinner-"Any more bitter and she’d be a lemon!"
Marco-"But you’re alright, right? I mean after breathing in all that smoke."
Ellie-"I don’t have black lung Marco."
Marco-"And your mom? How’s she doing?"
Ellie-"I only have a few mom free days left. If it’s okay I’d rather keep it that way."
Marco-"I’m more interested in you anyway. So okay. First shower at your boyfriend's. Were you naked?"
Ellie-"Yeah, and alone!"
Marco-"What? Disappointing, but still party worthy!"
Ellie-"Me showering is party worthy?"
Marco-"No, but you being happy is. Plus you’re young, cute, clean and black lung free!"
[Ellie opens her CD case and all her cutting materials fall out]
Ellie-"Pick one, mom! Knife! Razor!"
Mrs. Nash-"What are you doing? What is this?"
Ellie-"What’s best for me, mom? Because if I stay here I’m gonna do it again. You’re making me do it again!"
Mrs. Nash-"Ellie..."
Ellie-"This is what it costs. Your drinking made me cut myself!"
Mrs. Nash-"No baby! Oh my god. You need to
understand-"
Ellie-"No, you have to understand...why I can’t keep living with you."
Emma-"We have to do something!"
Alex-"I know! Let’s adopt a dolphin. Train him to defend us from Rick!"
[After JT is pantsed]
Toby-"Look! It's a stack of dimes!"
JT-"Hey Manny, I'm stalker Craig! Can I lurk around while you kiss JT?"
Toby-"Let's see how this thing works. Step one: insert member into tub."
JT-"Tub? We don't have a tub..."
Danny-"They mean tube!"
JT and Toby [laughing]-"Ohh!"
Toby-"Step two: Use hand pup to make fun suction. Who wrote this?!"
Spinner-"So, um, Ms. Kwan asked us to read a verse that speaks to our hearts. And this verse by Kid Elrick speaks to mine:
'I wants to find me a girl to love.
A girl with wealth and class.
But most of all I wants me a girl
With a bootylicious-'"
Ms. Kwan-"Enough, Gavin!"
[After tripping over Alex, who's sitting in the hallway]
Paige-"Ice patches, bottomless pits, dog crap...and Alex. Pedestrian hazards to avoid."
Alex-"Nice shirt. Hate to bloody it."
Paige-"Nice attitude, hate to deflate it...by reminding you that you're a loser."
Alex-"Really, who decided that?"
Paige-"Everybody. Majority rules on these matters, sweetie."
[Seeing that Alex is running for school President]
Paige [disbelieving]-"Alex?"
Craig-"As in 'most likely to succeed in killing someone' Alex?"
Marco-"Nobody's gonna vote for you, okay? Nobody."
Alex-"Not yet."
Marco-"Not ever, unless they open up votes to high school dropouts or your parole officer."
Alex-"We'll see. We'll ask the crowd tomorrow at the assembly, see what they say. Who would you rather vote for: the freak...or the queer." [Walking away] "By the way, I'm the freak."
[About Chris]
Emma-"I'm not trying to get him back."
Manny-"But you love him. I can see it in your eyes."
Emma-"I never said that."
Manny-"Okay, I'm totally confused."
Emma-"I didn't want him to go on a date."
Manny-"Because you're jealous."
Emma-"Of Liberty Van Zandt?" [Sarcastic] "Yeah."
Manny-"You're embarassed?"
Emma-"You wouldn't be? What are people gonna think of me if Chris goes out with Liberty next?"
Manny-"That's...that's the meanest thing I've ever heard you say. And that's really saying something."
Liberty [to Emma]-"You're dead to me."
Emma-"What?"
Liberty-"Manny told me. Jealousy's really ugly, Emma."
Emma-"No, no, no, Liberty. It's just hard for me, letting Chris go. That's all."
Liberty-"Guess what. It's easy for me letting you go, straight to hell."
Marco-"Hey! Queer? Sure. Odd? Why not. Strange? You bet. I love this school and I promise if you vote for me I will bring Degrassi together in freakish harmony for the first time. For real."
Dylan-"Congratulations, Mr. President. So, what does it feel like to be the most powerful man at Degrassi?"
Marco-"Mixing me up with Mr. Raditch, eh? Not cool, nor flattering."
[Outside at Marco’s van, unpacking Dylan's stuff]
Marco [Singing]-"It's the heaviest boooox in the world!"
Dylan-"Don't make me laugh! I'll drop this on your toe!"
[Trunk falls on Marco]
Dylan-"Come here."
[Kisses Marco]
Marco-"What was that for?"
Dylan-"For being so darn cute."
Spinner-"We're never alone, okay? You make me feel like some kind of leopard."
Paige-"Leper. The word is leper."
Manny-"Aww! They're so cute. Remember when we were that afraid of Degrassi?"
JT-"Remember when we were that short!"
New student-"Do you know where the principal's office is?"
JT-"Yeah, it's downstairs, through the foyer and to the left."
New student-"Good, go on down. I need to spend time alone with your girlfriend."
[JT shoves him]
Craig-"Well, my freak of a dad left me this check for 10 grand in his will."
Ashley-"Are you serious?"
Craig-"Yeah, the guy is half eaten by worms and he's still trying to buy me. Pathetic."
Ashley-"Listen, I didn't mean to be all weird yesterday."
Craig-"You weren't weird. You just ignored me...which I guess is sort of weird. Sorry, now I'm being weird."
Ashley-"You know, you guys should try going a little more post-Emo. Still punk, but less mopey."
Craig-"I don't think the other guys even know what regular Emo is. Spinner probably thinks it's a muppet."
Marco-"What did you write?"
Craig-"You really are a girl."
Ashley-"Craig, I asked you here because I need to talk to you."
Craig-"Great, every guy's favorite words."
Spinner-"I need to sleep in your bed."
Jimmy-"Spin, I like you, but not like that."
[JT has just had a wet dream]
Toby-"Who was it about?"
JT-"Your mom."
Dylan-"Marco, hey. Did you have fun at the beach?"
Marco-"Yeah. I mean it's the beach, right? Fun sort of built in there, and..yeah."
Dylan-"Hey, we need to talk."
Marco-"Um, okay."
Dylan-"I just though you should know that there's uh, someone I like."
Marco-"Oh..yeah, I mean, I understand. I'm too..short, too young, too girly-"
Dylan-"And way too hard on yourself."
Marco-"Are you messing with me?"
Dylan-"Guilty as charged!"
Marco-"You are such a jerk."
Dylan-"Hey, take it easy. I haven't even asked you out yet."
Spinner-"Sorry...excitement makes me fart."
Rick-"You think you're so perfect!"
Paige-"What? Well I'd rather be that than a psycho!"
Marco-"Does anyone really crave salad?"
Marco-"I'm so glad I'm not into girls."
Marco-"Oh my god! Bee in the car! Bee in the car!"
Marco [imitating his dad]-"Marco, all these beautiful girls and not one you like!"
Dylan-"Sounds beyond embarrassing."
Marco-"You know, just to shut him up, I wanted to say 'Papa, there is somebody I like...a guy'."
Dylan-"Anyone I know?"
Marco-"Uh, yeah. Well, just someone."
Spinner-"Do you like Dylan or what?"
Marco-"A little louder, Spin. I think a few people in the back didn't hear you."
[Coming out of a movie]
Marco-"I can't believe it...they're here."
Dylan-"Who, flesh eating zombies?"
Marco-"Worse...my parents."
Jay Hogart [after seeing JT's commercial]-"Where's your dog, dog?"
Sean Cameron-"Has he been getting up in your fries?"
Paige-"Well look...it's little miss save the world."
Emma-"And look, it's little miss plastic. Shouldn't you be out testing your makeup on animals?"
Paige-"Shouldn't you be out hugging trees?"
JT-"You know what Liberty? You're boring! B-O-R-I-N-G."
Liberty-"Wow, I'm stunned. JT actually spelled a word."
Emma-"You don't want to be friends."
Manny-"Not with a prude princess."
Emma-"Good...because I don't want to be friends with the school slut."
Craig [to Manny]-"It's not the locker I don't like...it's you."
Ellie-"First rule of puberty, shower every day."
Paige-"Don't touch me...don't ever touch me."
Spinner-"Why not, everybody else does!"
Sydney-"Joe and this family need me. Not some clutzy, fun-loving blast from the past. ME."
Craig-"Ash, I swear, if you play that song in the competition..."
Ashley-"You'll, what, sleep with more grade nines?"
Archie Simpson-"Guys, settle down, please?"
Craig-"If you weren't such a prude, I never would've been with Manny."
Ashley [mocking him]-"But I thought you loved her."
Craig-"Oh, you know what? Go to..."
Archie Simpson-"One more word, double homework!"
Ashley-"Paige, we've been friends since grade two, which is seven years. That's half our lives."
Paige-"Is this an apology or a math problem?"
Emma-"So what did you guys do last night?"
Toby-"Nothing, why?"
JT-"Nothing? Just imagine the most embarassing possible moment of your life, then multiply it by eternity."
Spinner-"I get it. Polar bears are white; I'm white; and you're a racist."
Ashley-"I'm allowed to imagine."
Paige-"No. No, you're not."
Marco-"Just because you're a guy, doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to you. Are you attracted to every girl?"
Spinner-"If they're hot."
Marco-"Well...you're not."
Spinner-"No. See, you're off-base there. I mean, let's agree to disagree."
Spinner [Trying to get tickets to a concert]-"What about you, Marco? Your mom's in the music biz."
Marco-"She teaches piano, Spinner!"
Emma-"You like her, she likes you..."
Toby-"Her brother likes to maim and kill."
JT-"With his teeth."
Terri-"I made $500 today being a plus-size model. Yeah, plus-size. How much do you make, ice cream boy?"
[After watching Spinner practice dance moves]
Paige-"I've seen better dancing at Heather Sinclaire's grade 3 sock hop."
Liberty-"JT, you never stop surprising me. I mean normally, you're such..how can I put this nicely...a slob."
JT-"Great. First you blackmail me into sewing, and then you insult me."
Terri-"Why do you have to be so mean?"
Paige-"I'm not mean, I'm right."
Jimmy-"I think it's these flowers. I'm allergic to them."
Paige-"At least you don't have radioactive skin. Or a pumpkin for a date."
Jimmy-"Pumpkin in a dress."
Emma-"I think I've sustained enough head injuries for one day."
Craig-"How was the rest of the party?"
Emma-"Fine, until all the supposed adults started singing eighties hits."
Marco-"Even strangers know, Spin. And last night wasn't about my shoes. Those guys, they knew...and they bashed me because they hated it, just like you do."
Spinner-"Dude, that's brutal, but you can't compare me to those guys."
Marco-"Really? Why not?"
Spinner-"I didn't mean 'homo' as in 'gay', I mean 'homo' as in..."
Dylan-"...Milk?"
Manny-"One last thing. Do not talk about the environment. The environment is not sexy."
Manny-"Do you see any underwear?"
Emma-"...No."
Manny-"That's right. Because I'm not wearing any."
Marco-"No. Seeing naked girls does not burn my eyes. Besides, I wasn't looking at them."
Spinner-"Then what were you looking at?"
Marco-"The drapes, Spinner. The drapes."
[Spinner still doesn't get it]
Jimmy-"He was looking at the dudes, you idiot."
Ashley-"It's Craig, isn't it?"
Manny-"I'm so sorry. He didn't want me to say anything because he didn't want you to know that he moved on so quickly."
Ashley-"Moved on? We're still together."
Craig-"And who says money can't buy you happiness."
Spinner-"What's it like being a stud?"
Craig-"Nerve-racking."
Spinner-"You have Ashley, gorgeous, smart, like wine. Then you have Manny, cute, adorable, hot, like ice cream. Only hot."
Manny-"You're late, and I'm freezing. I need you to warm me up."
Craig-"I can do that."
Manny-"I want you to dump Ashley. It's time, and I've been patient. I can't..."
Craig-"I can't make that choice."
Manny-"I think you just did."
Craig-"Spinner, shut up."
Spinner-"Yes, Lord Stud."
Craig-"You told her."
Manny-"No, no, I didn't."
Craig-"Then how does she know?"
Manny-"Because you're stupid, Craig. You didn't think she'd find out about me. And you didn't think I'd find out about your lies."
Hazel-"Paige, I just saw Spinner. He was completely out of line."
Paige [crying]-"It wasn't what I thought, you know? First time, I thought it would be beautiful or something. It's so stupid."
Hazel-"It's not stupid."
Paige-"Those shoes, I wanted it to work. I wanted him to want to be with me."
Hazel-"He did want to be with you."
Paige-"Yeah, sure."
Hazel-"He'll call you. You don't have to worry."
Paige-"I didn't even want to do it, Hazel. I said no, over and over and over."
Hazel-"You said no? And he didn't listen?"
Paige-"He just pushed me down, harder, and he wouldn't stop. He just wouldn't stop."
Hazel-"Paige, honey. If you said no, that's rape."
Joey-"When I broke your heart those years ago, I thought I lost you forever, and I moved on."
Caitlin-"Yet you're here with me in an airport on Christmas."
Joey-"Yes, I am. I moved on, but I never left."
Caitlin-"I guess I better get my stuff of the plane then."
Spinner-"Paige, what's going on?"
Paige-"Nothing."
Spinner-"JT in a mascot outfit attacking Dean. That's not nothing Paige."
[Paige turns around to walk away and Spinner grabs her arm to turn her around]
Paige [crying]-"Spin, can you please?"
Spinner-"He took it too far, like Hazel said, right? Didn't he?"
JT-"Paige, help. I'm stuck in a box."
Paige-"Does it say, 'Caution: Freak inside?'"
Spinner-"Hey, hey. You're not going anywhere."
Dean-"Your mascot came at me."
Spinner-"Is that what you think this is?"
[Pushes Dean]
Paige-"Spin!"
Spinner-"He deserves it."
Paige-"Spinner. Please."
Dean-"Waterboy your boyfriend?"
Paige-"I have one thing to say to you Dean. Get ready because I'm coming after you this time, not like Spinner or the mascot. For real."
Dylan-"What is this, hug the homo day?"
Jimmy [rapping]-"Our homey is a player / That is all / So why'd you have to go and kick his-"
Spinner [rapping]-"Ball and chain / Ain't that your name / 'Cause you're a playa hater and that's a shame-"
Jimmy-"And chicks like you ain't worth too much-"
Spinner-"So shut up girl and-"
Jimmy and Spinner-"Make my lunch / Yeah!"
Craig [after hearing Spinner and Jimmy's rap]-"That rap will never leave the garage."
Craig-"I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! How many times do I have to say it?"
Ashley-"Until you mean it."
Marco-"Spin, I don't like bees. They're like flying death monkeys."
Joey-"I know that you thought The Zits were a joke..."
Caitlin-"I did not!"
Joey-"But if we'd had some guidance back then, maybe things would have been different."
Caitlin-"And maybe if you'd written more than one song."
Spinner-"Okay, I guess it's straight eye for the gay guy. Okay...this...Enrique called. He wants his shirt back."
[Throws shirt on floor]
Spinner-"This, what is this? This is like the whole Oliver Twist thing."
[In old English accent]
Spinner-"Please sir, do not wear this. You'll look like an idiot."
[Throws shirt on floor]
Spinner-"This...what are you doing? Wrestling cattle?"
[Goes to throw it, but Marco catches it]
Marco-"Do not throw that."
Jimmy-"You don't know what you're saying... it's not you, it's the drugs."
Ashley-"Oh, yeah, keep going, dad... keep telling me who I am."
Jimmy-"Ash... look."
Ashley-"No, no... this is why me and Sean... he gets me."
Paige-"I admire your persistence, sugar. Some day those pants are bound to come back in style."
Paige-"I like the dress... but what's your grandma using for curtains now?"
Paige-"Whoa... what did you do to make your hairdresser so mad?"
Paige-"No offense, but the salad I ate for lunch today was dressed better than you."
Paige-"Has anyone ever told you that you look fantastic in those jeans... and actually meant it?"
Paige-"Have you thought about trying some new hair products? Personally, I'm a fan of shampoo."
Paige-"The little electric brush is for your teeth, sweetie, not your hair."
Paige-"You know how some dogs are so ugly they're almost cute? Yeah, that shirt is more the regular kind of ugly."