May 2003.. lala I'm lazy
Okay, so maybe I haven't updated my rants in like.... forever.. but I'm doing it now.
OUR LIFE STORY Chi - Chi is the woman who is married to Miri. She sits on the porch of the scary old house by day with the cats, banging ever so often on the door to scare away the children. Every morning, she dons a blood stained wedding gown, and waltzes to the cemetery with Miri to deliver a single black rose to Kyo�s grave. She likes sunsets, and long walks through the cemetery. She is also the vocalist for Visage, the band Miri � Miri is the husband-wife of Chi. During the morning (s)he dons a tailored tuxedo with tails and a blood-red rose in the breast pocket, which never wilts. In the afternoon and at night, she is the white lady in the window, who stares into little Korean boy�s windows with her telescope. Seen by some as a ghost, Miri rarely leaves the house, only once in a while to visit the Sad Clown on rainy days. She plays the guitar in Visage. Pierrot � Pierrot was Visage�s drummer. He was a young man who was brother to Kandi. He was always very sad owing to the fact that he was gay, yet his brother was straight. One sad day, on a flight to Japan to see his parents with Kandi, the plane crashed in Brazil, and left them stranded. Because Kandi was in the front talking to the co-pilot, he was in a different section of the plane as it split in half. Stuck between the seats, and hanging from a tree in the bottom of the private jet, Pierrot struggled to get free as the rain fell. Soon, the rain filling up rose high enough to the point where Pierrot the sad drummer was drown. He is now seen as the Sad Clown, only surfacing in the front property of the scary house on rainy days. He appears and disappears like a mirage, a tear running down his face as he accompanies Chi on the harp. He never makes a sound except for the slow beating of his lovelorn heart, and the sounds of children laughing. Kandi � Kandi is the group�s sexy bassist. Chi and Miri met him in a chat room, while talking to Pierrot. They heard him playing bass in the background, and when they met, he joined Visage. He was the straight one, and wouldn�t give in to his brother�s unheard pleading. After Pierrot�s death, he quit the band when he couldn�t go on. He now is married to Shannon French, a bass player from Chi and Miri�s grade 8 class. Robert Wacker/Whitticker � Dick is Chi and Miri�s gardener by day, who tends to the donkeys. At night, he performs in the drag show held in the basement. He plays a very small role except holding a rake. Donkeys � The donkey�s names are Yeknod and Krod. Whilst Dick is performing in the drag show, the pampered donkeys howl because no one is taking care of them. They are the main reason why Chi and Miri�s drag show get a lot of people there; the donkeys always attract people with their horrible noises. Slovik � Slovik is Visage�s other guitarist. They met him on the way to the cat hotel. They hit him with their car, and he screamed something like �Ah, my guitar arm!� They offered him a spot in their band to keep quiet and he did so, healing quite quickly. Teru � Teru is Chi and Miri�s son. He was conceived to help with the loss of Pierrot. As a boy, he was always traveling with his parents, and had kind of a messed childhood. Now he manages the Drag Show, and can been seen strolling towards the scary house at midnight in a tuxedo, with a top hat and a silver walking stick. He would live with his parents except that he is allergic to the many cats that populate the front porch. One day, quite a while ago, two girls were surfing through chat rooms and came across a young boy named Pierrot. Pierrot and the young girls, Miri and Chi started a voice chat. It was then that they heard the bass guitar playing softly in the background. �Who�s playing that guitar?� Miri asked. Pierrot said that it was his brother, Kandi. When asked if he played an instrument, Pierrot replied that he played the drums. That was when they decided to meet. Upon their meeting, Pierrot and Kandi agreed to play in Chi and Miri�s band, Visage. With the formation of this band, the two girls soon found out that Pierrot was gay, and loved his brother. Kandi on the other hand, was straight. The band played for a couple of months, but then one day, while Miri and Chi were on the way to drop the cats off at the cat hotel, they accidentally ran into another young man, Slovik. �Ah! My guitar arm!� He screamed, as the car hit him. Chi and Miri asked him to also join their band; maybe the job would keep him quiet. As his arm healed, the group blossomed excellently, and they played all across the world, becoming quite famous indeed. About 3 years into the career, Pierrot and Kandi were on their private jet to Japan to visit their parents. On the way there the airplane crashed, and split in two. One section, the one with Kandi in it, crashed near a stream, however the other part got tangled in the trees, leaving Pierrot trapped in the seats at the very bottom. As the rain fell, he soon became entrenched in water, and it rose to the point where he couldn�t breath. He eventually drown in the rain. Emotionally torn, Kandi found a way home, but couldn�t get over the loss of his brother, and quit the band. He moved to Canada and ended up marrying Shannon French, a girl in Miri and Chi�s grade 8 class. With two members gone, the band decided to break off, and go their solo ways. With the coming of the new careers, came Teru, Chi and Miri�s child. He helped to subside the sadness of Pierrot�s death. Teru was an innocent little boy, who didn�t get out very much. He was always traveling from place to place with the new band �Miyaviri� and never had a permanent home. Up to now, the new duet career went great. Now, it�s completely different. The same year that Kyo from Dir en grey died, Miyavira retired, and went to live in a creepy old house beside the cemetery. This cemetery conveniently was the burial-ground of Kyo. Every morning, Miri, dressed in a tuxedo with tails, and a blood-red rose that never wilts, and Chi, dressed in a white blood-stained bride�s gown waltz to the cemetery and place a single black rose on Kyo�s grave. During the rest of the day, Miri resides in the attic with her cauldron, dressed in white. She stands by the window mostly, with her telescope, looking into the little Korean boy�s windows. Chi sits on the porch, covered by and surrounded with cats. She holds a cane and beats every so often on the door, as small children pass. Sometimes Yeknod the donkey comes to visit her and is shooed quickly away by Dick, the gardener. On rainy days, Pierrot the Sad Clown comes to visit also. Like a holograph he appears, his flickering image emitting mysterious sounds of children laughing, and an echoed sound of a hollow heart beating. He sits and is comforted by Chi, where he plays the harp, accompanied by her music box. His image flickers once more, darting around the yard, and finally, a tear down one cheek, disappears. The blood from his wrists leaves imprints on the sidewalk, accompanied by the bloody cat prints that lead from the backyard to the porch. By night, Dick the gardener performs in the Drag Show. This of course, leaves the donkeys untended to. The spoiled donkeys howl into the damp moonlit air, and attract crowds who wonder what the noise is. That of the cats, who hate the crowds of people, soon joins the howling of the Donkeys. The Donkeys are the main reason why people actually come to the Drag Show. As the moon rises at midnight, Teru, the manager of the Drag Show strolls along the street towards their house, dressed in a tuxedo, top hat, and silver walking stick. He would live with Chi and Miri, but alas he is allergic to cats, and can only spend short amounts of time at the house. This is the fate that these beings have endured, and this is how it is. Owari. ^_^
Okay, so it's cheesy, but it will happen!!