Ok, this is my first rant. So bare with me.
First of all, I have to tell you all, I don't like Yu~ki very much. Why not? You may be saying. Well, kind reader, he's just plain ugly. I mean, look at his face! It's so ugly! The only times I've ever liked his face was in Beast of Blood, Gardenia, and when he was baking coffin cake. Enough about him, I also don't like Vincent Price. I don't have any problem with him except that he's in it with Yu~ki. And, to top off who I don't like...Shania Twain's in it with them both..
Now on to my rant for the month.
It's common knowledge that Yu~ki is after my friend Miri. Ok, so maybe not common knowledge and you might be wondering who Miri is. Well, dumbass, I just said...She's my friend..sheesh.. So anyways, my theory starts off like this:
Yu~ki died, and the thing that is him now is a hologram. He somehow went back in time and was re-incarnated as Shania Twain's son. (if she has one) So, Yu-ki re-incarnate is Vincent Price's and Yu~ki's love child. He's always after her now, him and his evil vultures... hmm, maybe I'll scan that comic in.. anyways, Yu~ki re-incarnate is making Shania Twain do unholsome things, such as put put a new album, 'Up!' So, of course this album is pure evil. Just think.. "I'm gunna getcha it's a matter of time" I told you he's after Miri. Isn't that freaky? So, there was also a random thought at school that Yu~ki and Vincent Price are..watching.. us from the vents. Which got even more freaky when there was a vent everywhere we went, beside Miri. There was one above her head when she slept over, and one beside the bed at Petit Mana-chan's house, and one beside her desk at school. So, since I'm so cool, I was sitting there thinking, and then I screamed! OMK! I said to myself. Then I was scolded by my parents not to talk to myself. Anyways, I thought.. "Up!" then it hit me! Yu~ki and Vincent Price are in the vents...the vents on the ceiling!! AH!! So, then I was scared and now I have ventophobia, and I can go nowhere near them. Poor Miri, she's in a nice hospital now, where the walls are padded, and nice people like Emiru bring her Jello.
So, about the evil vultures. Yu~ki has a..pack I suppose.. of evil vultures that do his bidding. As you might have guessed, they're in it to get Miri too. Because my friend Rughead is stupid, no one can read his writing. My other friend Kayoshi was given the task of trying to read his book journal. It sayed something about book, but it looked like boon, so me and Miri have come to the conclusion that 'boon' is the word Yu~ki and Vincent Price use to signal the vultures into doing something unholsome. We figure this because, Rughead is also in it with Yu~ki and Vincent Price. So, now we all get to taunt her on visiting hours, and whisper boon when the room goes quiet.
Anyways, so that was my first unsuccesful rant, I'm gunna try to update this every month, if people actually read them.
THE END!
..boon.... :{D