Capricorn

The sun is in alignment with Mars while Leo creates tension with Venus.
Alpha Centauri blocks Ursa Minor, preventing the hubble telescope from making any useful observation, creating tension among countless NASA astronomers.
The tax hike on tobacco products creates tension among smokers everywhere.
Ratings for "Barney the purple Dinosaur" triples, creating tension among adults everwhere.
Barry Manilow releases a comeback album, creating tension among music lovers everywhere.

What does all this mean? I'll be damned if i know.