Once upon a time, there was a little brown mouse ... named Christa, who loved chocolate! One day, while Christa was eating chocolate a big bad moose came up and said, "Hello, my name is Bob, and I am going to STEAL your chocolate, even if I have to kung-fu your tail!" Christa was absolutely terrified but she ate all the chocolate she had anyway. Suddenly, the moose whipped out some numchucks and tried to beat Christa, but she ducked! THe moose missed Christa & hit Dom DeLuise who was standing right behind her. He killed him! "Oh crap!" said Bob. "I really liked that guy." Christa jumped up & ran away as fast a she could, but the moose had anticipated this so he sprouted wings from his back & flew to catch up to her. "You thought you could escape the majestic moose, did you?" he proclaimed. All of a sudden, Christa exploded. tee hee. It was really messy. Bob said, "ew, gross!" Then all of a sudden all of Christa's pieces came together to form a huge winged grizzly bear! The moose totally freaked out by this sight, tried to hide behind a big rock to regroup and come up with a new strategy. However, the moose was never good at hide & go seek so Christa found him & demolished him into tiny bits & pieces.