stall story #2
It was a dark and stormy night. You were all alone in the house. All of a sudden, you got the urge to watch the storm from the roof with all the girls from B2W who had just finished their damn paideia papers. When the storm was over, your ladder to get back down was gone. To make matters worse, the SPO cop was coming! Plus you were late for an appointment with Health Circus to see whether you were pregnant (or was that a throat culture?). The only way to get down from the roof was to find a frog and kiss him. But be careful! You never know what might happen. The frog could turn into superman - and he could be nice and fly you down to the ground or it could turn into the evil prince Hmperdink! (who took on an unusual likeness to Patrick Lensing the hall director!) "May I live a thousand years and never hunt again!"
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