stall story #1
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ... There was a young boy named Ramon and his pet rock, Stinky. One day they decided to go on a long journey to the land of ... Oz. When Ramon & Stinky got to Oz they could hardly believe that Dorothy & her clan had already returned home to Kansas, but Ramon did find Dorothy's ... picnic basket, which she had left with one of the Munchkins for safekeeping. Unfortunately this was an Evil Munchkin! He had switched all of the food with imposter pet rocks - and not just imposter pet rocks, but evil imposter pet rocks! The evil munchkin wanted to destroy Dorothy because he hated Toto! You see, a long time ago Toto had beaten him in a poker game, and stolen all his lollipops! "How am I going to get those back?!" he wondered. But unfortunately the evil munchkin was also a psychotic munchkin, & he mistook Ramon & Stinky for Dorothy & Toto. WHen Ramon finally opened the picnic basket, he & Stinky were pet-stoned to death. Luckily it was all part of the plan, and Dorothy & Toto attacked the Evil Munchkin form behind. You see, they never really got back to Kansas - it was just a dream ... a dream that morphed into a NIGHTMARE!
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