The right is considered normal In that case, I am abnormal For I am left-handed Oh the horror of it all! Would that explain my actions Of being twisted and dark?
They say lefties have the most talent Would be true, I guess A distant leftie relative of mine Is a writer, of the novel kind My leftie boyfriend is a guitarist In a successful thrash/goth/dark metal band
The left is the correct course for me It is the proper balance Most of my piercings are left-orientated Except for the ones in the centre And the weird thing is My left eye is the strongest!
But one thing that annoys me Is right-handed musicians Rightie guitarists stay the same Leftie guitarists can change to suit Like myself and my Squishy Righties don't realise that lefties are smart!
In conclusion, my dear righties Never underestimate the lefties We can change our ways, or not Write with the left, write with the right For everyone is born a rightie But the best overcome it