I took a walk down the street the other day I saw before me a rotweiler He was wearing suspenders I thought to myself that it was rather strange The last time I saw something that strange I was looking at myself in the mirror I had a kernel of popcorn up my left nostril No idea how it got there Next thing, I took it outDecided to munch on it Yeah, I know, I'm disgusting But it's all good It's all groovy
So yeah, back to the suspender-wearing rotweiler He sniffed me, I think he smelled the popcorn He stuck his tongue up my left nostril Tried to munch on me I did not think that was good I did not think that was groovy