"The One With The Stuffing"
*Starring Liz*
Liz is the assitant manager in a bakery. She's been in this job for maybe 5 or 6 years now. The following is a real conversation that took place between Liz and her boss. No names have been changed to protect the stupid.
Liz: You know when we get sent stuffing, where's all the chickens?
Boss: Chickens? We don't need chickens, we only use the stuffing for turkey and stuffing sandwiches.
Liz: Well what about the chickens, do they just get thrown away?
Boss: What?
Liz: I just think it's waste of chickens
Boss: How is it a waste, we don't use chickens
Liz: So what do they do, just take the stuffing out then throw the chickens away?
Boss goes into a state of shock and disbelief, then asks...
Boss: Are you trying to tell me you think stuffing comes from chickens in the same way eggs do?
Liz: Well, it does!
Yes boys and girls, my best mate, my 28 year old best mate believed that stuffing is produced by chickens! She then phoned me up for comfirmation that chickens do produce stuffing so she could carry on the argument with her boss. Oh yes. She was highly devastated that I told her stuffing was usually made from bread crumbs, sage and onion, and now thinks there is a conspiracy against her. (If only she knew what the word 'conspiracy' meant.....)
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