"The One About The Grand Canyon"

*Staring Liz & Louise*


A few years ago I went to America to visit friends for a month. When I returned home I went over to see Liz. The following conversation is really the truth...

Liz: Did you have a good time?

Dee: I certainly did, we almost made it all the way to the Grand Canyon

Liz looked ever so puzzled at this point

Dee: You do know what the Grand Canyon is, don't you?

Liz: Of Course I do, I'm not stupid you know....It's that ride at Blackpool

Dee begins to laugh, so much she has tears running down her face. At which point Lou enters the room

Lou: What you laughing at?

Dee tells Lou what Liz just said. Lou joins in the laughter. And just when you thought it couldn't get any dumber....

Lou: You really are dopey Liz. It isn't at Blackpool, it's at Alton Towers!

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