You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I could really get used to that.
And another thing: before you hibernate,
you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
That wouldn't bother me either.
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business;
you swat anyone who bothers your cubs.
If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
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