Hades

MARTIN CUNNINGHAM, FIRST, POKED HIS SILKHATTED HEAD INTO the
creaking carriage and, entering deftly, seated himself. Mr Power stepped in after him,
curving his height with care.

-- Come on, Simon.

-- After you, Mr Bloom said.

Mr Dedalus covered himself quickly and got in, saying:

-- Yes, yes.

-- Are we all here now? Martin Cunningham asked. Come along, Bloom.

Mr Bloom entered and sat in the vacant place. He pulled the door to after him and slammed
it tight till it shut tight. He passed an arm through the armstrap and looked seriously from the
open carriage window at the lowered blinds of the avenue. One dragged aside: an old
woman peeping. Nose whiteflattened against the pane. Thanking her stars she was passed
over. Extraordinary the interest they take in a corpse. Glad to see us go we give them such
trouble coming. Job seems to suit them. Huggermugger in corners. Slop about in
slipper-slappers for fear he'd wake. Then getting it ready. Laying it out. Molly and Mrs
Fleming making the bed. Pull it more to your side. Our windingsheet. Never know who will
touch you dead. Wash and shampoo. I believe they clip the nails and the hair. Keep a bit in
an envelope. Grow all the same after. Unclean job.

All waited. Nothing was said. Stowing in the wreaths probably. I am sitting on something
hard. Ah, that soap in my hip pocket. Better shift it out of that. Wait for an opportunity.

All waited. Then wheels were heard from in front turning: then nearer: then horses' hoofs. A
jolt. Their carriage began to move, creaking and swaying. Other hoofs and creaking wheels
started behind. The blinds of the avenue passed and number nine with its craped knocker,
door ajar. At walking pace.

They waited still, their knees jogging, till they had turned and were passing along the
tramtracks. Tritonville road. Quicker. The wheels rattled rolling over the cobbled causeway
and the crazy glasses shook rattling in the doorframes.

-- What way is he taking us? Mr Power asked through both windows.

-- Irishtown, Martin Cunningham said. Ringsend. Brunswick street.

Mr Dedalus nodded, looking out.

-- That's a fine old custom, he said. I am glad to see it has not died out.

All watched awhile through their windows caps and hats lifted by passers. Respect. The
carriage swerved from the tramtrack to the smoother road past Watery lane. Mr Bloom at
gaze saw a lithe young man, clad in mourning, a wide hat.

-- There's a friend of yours gone by, Dedalus, he said.

-- Who is that?

-- Your son and heir.

-- Where is he? Mr Dedalus said, stretching over across.

The carriage, passing the open drains and mounds of rippedup roadway before the tenement
houses, lurched round the corner and, swerving back to the tramtrack, rolled on noisily with
chattering wheels. Mr Dedalus fell back, saying:

-- Was that Mulligan cad with him? His fidus Achates?

-- No, Mr Bloom said. He was alone.

-- Down with his aunt Sally, I suppose, Mr Dedalus said, the Goulding faction, the drunken
little cost-drawer and Crissie, papa's little lump of dung, the wise child that knows her own
father.

Mr Bloom smiled joylessly on Ringsend road. Wallace Bros the bottleworks. Dodder bridge.

Richie Goulding and the legal bag. Goulding, Collis and Ward he calls the firm. His jokes are
getting a bit damp. Great card he was. Waltzing in Stamer street with Ignatius Gallaher on a
Sunday morning, the landlady's two hats pinned on his head. Out on the rampage all night.
Beginning to tell on him now: that backache of his, I fear. Wife ironing his back. Thinks he'll
cure it with pills. All breadcrumbs they are. About six hundred per cent profit.

-- He's in with a lowdown crowd, Mr Dedalus snarled. That Mulligan is a contaminated
bloody doubledyed ruffian by all accounts. His name stinks all over Dublin. But with the help
of God and His blessed mother I'Il make it my business to write a letter one of those days to
his mother or his aunt or whatever she is that will open her eye as wide as a gate. I `Il tickle
his catastrophe, believe you me.

He cried above the clatter of the wheels.

-- I won't have her bastard of a nephew ruin my son. A counter-jumper's son. Selling tapes
in my cousin, Peter Paul M'Swiney's. Not likely.

He ceased. Mr Bloom glanced from his angry moustache to Mr Power's mild face and
Martin Cunningham's eyes and beard, gravely shaking. Noisy selfwilled man. Full of his son.
He is right. Something to hand on. If little Rudy had lived. See him grow up. Hear his voice
in the house. Walking beside Molly in an Eton suit. My son. Me in his eyes. Strange feeling it
would be. From me. Just a chance. Must have been that morning in Raymond terrace she
was at the window, watching the two dogs at it by the wall of the cease to do evil. And the
sergeant grinning up. She had that cream gown on with the rip she never stitched. Give us a
touch, Poldy. God, I'm dying for it. How life begins.

Got big then. Had to refuse the Greystones concert. My son inside her. I could have helped
him on in life. I could. Make him independent. Learn German too.

-- Are we late? Mr Power asked.

-- Ten minutes, Martin Cunningham said, looking at his watch

Molly. Milly. Same thing watered down. Her tomboy oaths. O jumping Jupiter! Ye gods and
little fishes! Still, she's a dear girl. Soon be a woman. Mullingar. Dearest Papli. Young
student. Yes, yes: a woman too. Life. Life.

The carriage heeled over and back, their four trunks swaying.

-- Corny might have given us a more commodious yoke, Mr Power said.

-- He might, Mr Dedalus said, if he hadn't that squint troubling him. Do you follow me?

He closed his left eye. Martin Cunningham began to brush away crustcrumbs from under his
thighs.

-- What is this, he said, in the name of God? Crumbs?

-- Someone seems to have been making a picnic party here lately, Mr Power said.

All raised their thighs, eyed with disfavour the mildewed buttonless leather of the seats. Mr
Dedalus, twisting his nose, frowned downward and said:

-- Unless I'm greatly mistaken. What do you think, Martin?

-- It struck me too, Martin Cunningham said.

Mr Bloom set his thigh down. Glad I took that bath. Feel my feet quite clean. But I wish Mrs
Fleming had darned these socks better.

Mr Dedalus sighed resignedly.

-- After all, he said, it's the most natural thing in the world.

-- Did Tom Kernan turn up? Martin Cunningham asked, twirling the peak of his beard
gently.

-- Yes, Mr Bloom answered. He's behind with Ned Lambert and Hynes.

-- And Corny Kelleher himself? Mr Power asked.

-- At the cemetery, Martin Cunningham said.

-- I met M'Coy this morning, Mr Bloom said. He said he'd try to come.

The carriage halted short.

-- What's wrong?

-- We're stopped.

-- Where are we?

Mr Bloom put his head out of the window.

-- The grand canal, he said.

Gasworks. Whooping cough they say it cures. Good job Milly never got it. Poor children!
Doubles them up black and blue in convulsions. Shame really. Got off lightly with illness
compared. Only measles. Flaxseed tea. Scarlatina, influenza epidemics. Canvassing for
death. Don't miss this chance. Dogs' home over there. Poor old Athos! Be good to Athos,
Leopold, is my last wish. Thy will be done. We obey them in the grave. A dying scrawl. He
took it to heart, pined away. Quiet brute. Old men's dogs usually are.

A raindrop spat on his hat. He drew back and saw an instant of shower spray dots over the
grey flags. Apart. Curious. Like through a colander. I thought it would. My boots were
creaking I remember now.

-- The weather is changing, he said quietly.

-- A pity it did not keep up fine, Martin Cunningham said.

-- Wanted for the country, Mr Power said. There's the sun again coming out.

Mr Dedalus, peering through his glasses towards the veiled sun, hurled a mute curse at the
sky.

-- It's as uncertain as a child's bottom, he said.

-- We're off again.

The carriage turned again its stiff wheels and their trunks swayed gently. Martin
Cunningham twirled more quickly the peak of his beard.

-- Tom Kernan was immense last night, he said. And Paddy Leonard taking him off to his
face.

-- O draw him out, Martin, Mr Power said eagerly. Wait till you hear him, Simon, on Ben
Dollard's singing of The Croppy Boy.

-- Immense, Martin Cunningham said pompously. His singing of that simple ballad,
Martin, is the most trenchant rendering I ever heard in the whole course of my
experience.

-- Trenchant, Mr Power said laughing. He's dead nuts on that. And the retrospective
arrangement.

-- Did you read Dan Dawson's speech? Martin Cunningham asked.

-- I did not then, Mr Dedalus said. Where is it?

-- In the paper this morning.

Mr Bloom took the paper from his inside pocket. That book I must change for her.

-- No, no, Mr Dedalus said quickly. Later on, please.

Mr Bloom's glance travelled down the edge of the paper, scanning the deaths. Callan,
Coleman, Dignam, Fawcett, Lowry, Naumann, Peake, what Peake is that? is it the chap was
in Crosbie and Alleyne's? no, Sexton, Urbright. Inked characters fast fading on the frayed
breaking paper. Thanks to the Little Flower. Sadly missed. To the inexpressible grief of his.
Aged 88 after a long and tedious illness. Month's mind. Quinlan. On whose soul Sweet Jesus
have mercy.

It is now a month since dear Henry fled
To his home up above in the sky
While his family weeps and mourns his loss
Hoping some day to meet him on high.

I tore up the envelope? Yes. Where did I put her letter after I read it in the bath? He patted
his waistcoat pocket. There all right. Dear Henry fled. Before my patience are exhausted.

National school. Meade's yard. The hazard. Only two there now. Nodding. Full as a tick.
Too much bone in their skulls. The other trotting round with a fare. An hour ago I was
passing there. The jarvies raised their hats.

A pointsman's back straightened itself upright suddenly against a tramway standard by Mr
Bloom's window. Couldn't they invent something automatic so that the wheel itself much
handler? Well but that fellow would lose his job then? Well but then another fellow would get
a job making the new invention?

Antient concert rooms. Nothing on there. A man in a buff suit with a crape armlet. Not
much grief there. Quarter mourning. People in law, perhaps.

They went past the bleak pulpit of Saint Mark's, under the railway bridge, past the Queen's
theatre: in silence. Hoardings. Eugene Stratton. Mrs Bandman Palmer. Could I go to see
Leah tonight, I wonder. I said I. Or the Lily of Killarney? Elster Grimes Opera company.
Big powerful change. Wet bright bills for next week. Fun on the Bristol. Martin
Cunningham could work a pass for the Gaiety. Have to stand a drink or two. As broad as it's
long.

He's coming in the afternoon. Her songs.

Plasto's. Sir Philip Crampton's memorial fountain bust. Who was he?

-- How do you do? Martin Cunningham said, raising his palm to his brow in salute.

-- He doesn't see us, Mr Power said. Yes, he does. How do you do?

-- Who? Mr Dedalus asked.

-- Blazes Boylan, Mr Power said. There he is airing his quiff.

Just that moment I was thinking.

Mr Dedalus bent across to salute. From the door of the Red Bank the white disc of a straw
hat flashed reply: passed.

Mr Bloom reviewed the nails of his left hand, then those of his right hand. The nails, yes. Is
there anything more in him that they she sees? Fascination. Worst man in Dublin. That
keeps him alive. They sometimes feel what a person Is. Instinct. But a type like that. My
nails. I am just looking at them: well pared. And after: thinking alone. Body getting a bit
softy. I would notice that from remembering. What causes that I suppose the skin can't
contract quickly enough when the flesh falls off. But the shape is there. The shape is there
still. Shoulders. Hips. Plump. Night of the dance dressing. Shift stuck between the cheeks
behind.

He clasped his hands between his knees and, satisfied, sent his vacant glance over their
faces.

Mr Power asked:

-- How is the concert tour getting on, Bloom?

-- O very well, Mr Bloom said. I hear great accounts of it. It's a good idea, you see .

-- Are you going yourself?

-- Well no, Mr Bloom said. In point of fact I have to go down to the county Clare on some
private business. You see the idea is to tour the chief towns. What you lose on one you can
make up on the other.

-- Quite so, Martin Cunningham said. Mary Anderson is up there now.

-- Have you good artists?

-- Louis Werner is touring her, Mr Bloom said. O yes, we'll have all topnobbers. J. C. Doyle
and John MacCormack I hope and. The best, in fact.

-- And Madame, Mr Power said, smiling. Last but not least.

Mr Bloom unclasped his hands in a gesture of soft politeness and clasped them. Smith
O'Brien. Someone has laid a bunch of flowers there. Woman. Must be his deathday. For
many happy returns. The carriage wheeling by Farrell's statue united noiselessly their
unresisting knees.

Oot: a dullgarbed old man from the curbstone tendered his wares, his mouth opening: oot.

-- Four bootlaces for a penny.

Wonder why he was struck off the rolls. Had his office in Hume street. Same house as
Molly's namesake. Tweedy, crown solicitor for Waterford. Has that silk hat ever since.
Relics of old decency. Mourning too. Terrible comedown, poor wretch! kicked about like
snuff at a wake. O'Callaghan on his last legs.

And Madame. Twenty past eleven. Up. Mrs Fleming is in to clean. Doing her hair,
humming: voglio e non vorrei. No: vorrei e non. Looking at the tips of her hairs to see if
they are split. Mi trema un poco il. Beautiful on that tre her voice is: weeping tone. A
thrust. A throstle. There is a word throstle that expressed that.

His eyes passed lightly over Mr Power's goodlooking face. Greyish over the ears. Madame:
smiling. I smiled back. A smile does a long way. Only politeness perhaps. Nice fellow. Who
knows is that true about the woman he keeps? Not pleasant for the wife. Yet they say, who
was it told me, there is no carnal. You would imagine that would get played out pretty quick.
Yes, it was Crofton met him one evening bringing her a pound of rumpsteak. What is this
she was? Barmaid in Jury's. Or the Moira, was it?

They passed under the hugecloaked Liberator's form.

Martin Cunningham nudged Mr Power.

-- Of the tribe of Reuben, he said.

A tall blackbearded figure, bent on a stick, stumping round the corner of Elvery's elephant
house showed them a curved hand open on his spine.

-- In all his pristine beauty, Mr Power said.

Mr Dedalus looked after the stumping figure and said mildly:

-- The devil break the hasp of your back!

Mr Power, collapsing in laughter, shaded his face from the window as the carriage passed
Gray's statue.

-- We have all been there, Martin Cunningham said broadly.

His eyes met Mr Bloom's eyes. He caressed his beard, adding:

-- Well, nearly all of us.

Mr Bloom began to speak with sudden eagerness to his companions' faces. -- That's an
awfully good one that's going the rounds about Reuben J. and the son.

-- About the boatman? Mr Power asked.

-- Yes. Isn't it awfully good?

-- What is that? Mr Dedalus asked. I didn't hear it.

-- There was a girl in the case, Mr Bloom began, and he determined to send him to the isle
of Man out of harm's way but when they were both...

-- What? Mr Dedalus asked. That confirmed bloody hobbledehoy is it?

-- Yes, Mr Bloom said. They were both on the way to the boat and he tried to drown...

-- Drown Barabbas! Mr Dedalus cried. I wish to Christ he did!

Mr Power sent a long laugh down his shaded nostrils.

-- No, Mr Bloom said the son himself...

Martin Cunningham thwarted his speech rudely.

-- Reuben J. and the son were piking it down the quay next the river on their way to the isle
of Man boat and the young chiseller suddenly got loose and over the wall with him into the
Liffey.

-- For God's sake! Mr Dedalus exclaimed in fright. Is he dead?

-- Dead! Martin Cunningham cried. Not he! A boatman got a pole and fished him out by the
slack of the breeches and he was landed up to the father on the quay. More dead than alive.
Half the town was there.

-- Yes, Mr Bloom said. But the funny part is...

-- And Reuben J., Martin Cunningham said, gave the boatman a florin for saving his son's
life.

A stifled sigh came from under Mr Power's hand.

-- O, he did, Martin Cunningham affirmed. Like a hero. A silver florin.

-- Isn't it awfully good? Mr Bloom said eagerly.

-- One and eightpence too much, Mr Dedalus said drily. Mr Power's choked laugh burst
quietly in the carriage. Nelson's pillar.

-- Eight plums a penny! Eight for a penny!

-- We had better look a little serious, Martin Cunningham said.

Mr Dedalus sighed.

-- And then indeed, he said, poor little Paddy wouldn't grudge us a laugh. Many a good one
he told himself.

-- The Lord forgive me! Mr Power said, wiping his wet eyes with his fingers. Poor Paddy! I
little thought a week ago when I saw him last and he was in his usual health that I'd be
driving after him like this. He's gone from us.

-- As decent a little man as ever wore a hat, Mr Dedalus said. He went very suddenly.

-- Breakdown, Martin Cunningham said. Heart.

He tapped his chest sadly.

Blazing face: redhot. Too much John Barleycorn. Cure for a red nose. Drink like the devil till
it turns adelite. A lot of money he spent colouring it.

Mr Power gazed at the passing houses with rueful apprehension.

-- He had a sudden death, poor fellow, he said.

-- The best death, Mr Bloom said.

Their wide open eyes looked at him.

-- No suffering, he said. A moment and all is over. Like dying in sleep.

No-one spoke.

Dead side of the street this. Dull business by day, land agents, temperance hotel, Falconer's
railway guide, civil service college, Gill's, catholic club, the industrious blind. Why? Some
reason. Sun or wind. At night too. Chummies and slaveys. Under the patronage of the late
Father Mathew. Foundation stone for Parnell. Breakdown. Heart.

White horses with white frontlet plumes came round the Rotunda corner, galloping. A tiny
coffin flashed by. In a hurry to bury. A mourning coach. Unmarried. Black for the married.
Piebald for bachelors. Dun for a nun.

-- Sad, Martin Cunningham said. A child.

A dwarf's face mauve and wrinkled like little Rudy's was. Dwarf's body, weak as putty, in a
whitelined deal box. Burial friendly society pays. Penny a week for a sod of turf. Our. Little.
Beggar. Baby. Meant nothing. Mistake of nature. If it's healthy it's from the mother. If not
the man. Better luck next time.

-- Poor little thing, Mr Dedalus said. It's well out of it.

The carriage climbed more slowly the hill of Rutland square. Rattle his bones. Over the
stones. Only a pauper. Nobody owns.

-- In the midst of life, Martin Cunningham said.

-- But the worst of all, Mr Power said, is the man who takes his own life.

Martin Cunningham drew out his watch briskly, coughed and put it back.

-- The greatest disgrace to have in the family, Mr Power added.

-- Temporary insanity, of course, Martin Cunningham said decisively. We must take a
charitable view of it.

-- They say a man who does it is a coward, Mr Dedalus said.

-- It is not for us to judge, Martin Cunningham said.

Mr Bloom, about to speak, closed his lips again. Martin Cunningham's large eyes. Looking
away now. Sympathetic human man he is. Intelligent. Like Shakespeare's face. Always a
good word to say. They have no mercy on that here or infanticide. Refuse christian burial.
They used to drive a stake of wood through his heart in the grave. As if it wasn't broken
already. Yet sometimes they repent too late. Found in the riverbed clutching rushes. He
looked at me. And that awful drunkard of a wife of his. Setting up house for her time after
time and then pawning the furniture on him every Saturday almost. Leading him the life of
the damned. Wear the heart out of a stone, that. Monday morning start afresh. Shoulder to
the wheel. Lord, she must have looked a sight that night, Dedalus told me he was in there.
Drunk about the place and capering with Martin's umbrella:

And they call me the jewel of Asia,
Of Asia,
The geisha.

He looked away from me. He knows. Rattle his bones.

That afternoon of the inquest. The redlabelled bottle on the table. The room in the hotel with
hunting pictures. Stuffy it was. Sunlight through the slats of the Venetian blinds. The
coroner's ears, big and hairy. Boots giving evidence. Thought he was asleep first. Then saw
like yellow streaks on his face. Had slipped down to the foot of the bed. Verdict: overdose.
Death by misadventure. The letter. For my son Leopold.

No more pain. Wake no more. Nobody owns.

The carriage rattled swiftly along Blessington street. Over the stones.

-- We are going the pace, I think, Martin Cunningham said.

-- God grant he doesn't upset us on the road, Mr Power said.

-- I hope not, Martin Cunningham said. That will be a great race tomorrow in Germany. The
Gordon Bennett.

-- Yes, by Jove, Mr Dedalus said. That will be worth seeing, faith.

As they turned into Berkeley street a streetorgan near the Basin sent over and after them a
rollicking rattling song of the halls. Has anybody here seen Kelly? Kay ee double ell wy.
Dead march from Saul. He's as bad as old Antonio. He left me on my ownio. Pirouette!
The Mater Misericordiae. Eccles street. My house down there. Big place. Ward for
incurables there. Very encouraging. Our Lady's Hospice for the dying. Deadhouse handy
underneath. Where old Mrs Riordan died. They look terrible the women. Her feeding cup
and rubbing her mouth with the spoon. Then the screen round her bed for her to die. Nice
young student that was dressed that bite the bee gave me. He's gone over to the lying-in
hospital they told me. From one extreme to the other.

The carriage galloped round a corner: stopped.

-- What's wrong now?

A divided drove of branded cattle passed the windows, lowing, slouching by on padded
hoofs, whisking their tails slowly on their clotted bony croups. Outside them and through
them ran raddled sheep bleating their fear.

-- Emigrants, Mr Power said.

-- Huuuh! the drover's voice cried, his switch sounding on their flanks. Huuuh! Out of that!

Thursday of course. Tomorrow is killing day. Springers. Cuffe sold them about twentyseven
quid each. For Liverpool probably. Roast beef for old England. They buy up all the juicy
ones. And then the fifth quarter is lost: all that raw stuff, hide, hair, horns. Comes to a big
thing in a year. Dead meat trade. Byproducts of the slaughterhouses for tanneries, soap,
margarine. Wonder if that dodge works now getting dicky meat off the train at Clonsilla.

The carriage moved on through the drove.

-- I can't make out why the corporation doesn't run a tramline from the parkgate to the
quays, Mr Bloom said. All those animals could be taken in trucks down to the boats.

-- Instead of blocking up the thoroughfare, Martin Cunningham said. Quite right. They ought
to.

-- Yes, Mr Bloom said, and another thing I often thought is to have municipal funeral trams
like they have in Milan, you know. Run the line out to the cemetery gates and have special
trams, hearse and carriage and all. Don't you see what I mean?

-- O that be damned for a story, Mr Dedalus said. Pullman car and saloon diningroom.

-- A poor lookout for Corny, Mr Power added.

-- Why? Mr Bloom asked, turning to Mr Dedalus. Wouldn't it be more decent than galloping
two abreast?

-- Well, there's something in that, Mr Dedalus granted.

-- And, Martin Cunningham said, we wouldn't have scenes like that when the hearse
capsized round Dunphy's and upset the coffin on to the road.

-- That was terrible, Mr Power's shocked face said, and the corpse fell about the road.
Terrible!

-- First round Dunphy's, Mr Dedalus aid, nodding. Gordon Bennett cup.

-- Praises be to God! Martin Cunningham said piously.

Bom! Upset. A coffin bumped out on to the road. Burst open. Paddy Dignam shot out and
rolling over stiff in the dust in a brown habit too large for him. Red face: grey now. Mouth
fallen open. Asking what's up now. Quite right to close it. Looks horrid open. Then the
insides decompose quickly. Much better to close up all the orifices. Yes, also. With wax.
The sphincter loose. Seal up all.

-- Dunphy's, Mr Power announced as the carriage turned right.

Dunphy's corner. Mourning coaches drawn up drowning their grief. A pause by the
wayside. Tiptop position for a pub. Expect we'll pull up here on the way back to drink his
health. Pass round the consolation. Elixir of life.

But suppose now it did happen. Would he bleed if a nail say cut him in the knocking about?
He would and he wouldn't, I suppose. Depends on where. The circulation stops. Still some
might ooze out of an artery. It would be better to bury them in red: a dark red.

In silence they drove along Phibsborough road. An empty hearse trotted by, coming from the
cemetery: looks relieved.

Crossguns bridge: the royal canal.

Water rushed roaring through the sluices. A man stood on his dropping barge between
clamps of turf. On the towpath by the lock a slacktethered horse. Aboard of the Bugabu.

Their eyes watched him. On the slow weedy waterway he had floated on his raft coastward
over Ireland drawn by a haulage rope past beds of reeds, over slime, mud-choked bottles,
carrion dogs. Athlone, Mullingar, Moyvalley, I could make a walking tour to see Milly by the
canal. Or cycle down. Hire some old crock, safety. Wren had one the other day at the
auction but a lady's. Developing waterways. James M'Cann's hobby to row me o'er the
ferry. Cheaper transit. By easy stages. Houseboats. Camping out. Also hearses. To heaven
by water. Perhaps I will without writing. Come as a surprise, Leixlip, Clonsilla. Dropping
down, lock by lock to Dublin. With turf from the midland bogs. Salute. He lifted his brown
strawhat, saluting Paddy Dignam.

They drove on past Brian Boroimhe house. Near it now.

-- I wonder how is our friend Fogarty getting on, Mr Power said.

-- Better ask Tom Kernan, Mr Dedalus said.

-- How is that? Martin Cunningham said. Left him weeping I suppose.

-- Though lost to sight, Mr Dedalus said, to memory dear.

The carriage steered left for Finglas road.

The stonecutter's yard on the right. Last lap. Crowded on the spit of land silent shapes
appeared, white, sorrowful, holding out calm hands, knelt in grief, pointing. Fragments of
shapes, hewn. In white silence: appealing. The best obtainable. Thos. H. Dennany,
monumental builder and sculptor.

Passed.

On the curbstone before Jimmy Geary the sexton's an old tramp sat, grumbling, emptying the
dirt and stones out of his huge dustbrown yawning boot. After life's journey.

Gloomy gardens then went by, one by one: gloomy houses.

Mr Power pointed.

-- That is where Childs was murdered, he said. The last house.

-- So it is, Mr Dedalus said. A gruesome case. Seymour Bushe got him off. Murdered his
brother. Or so they said.

-- The crown had no evidence, Mr Power said.

-- Only circumstantial, Martin Cunningham said. That's the maxim of the law. Better for
ninetynine guilty to escape than for one innocent person to be wrongfully condemned.

They looked. Murderer's ground. It passed darkly. Shuttered, tenantless, unweeded garden.
Whole place gone to hell. Wrongfully condemned. Murder. The murderer's image in the eye
of the murdered. They love reading about it. Man's head found in a garden. Her clothing
consisted of. How she met her death. Recent outrage. The weapon used. Murderer is still at
large. Clues. A shoelace. The body to be exhumed. Murder will out.

Cramped in this carriage. She mightn't like me to come that way without letting her know.
Must be careful about women. Catch them once with their pants down. Never forgive you
after. Fifteen.

The high railings of Prospects rippled past their gaze. Dark poplars, rare white forms. Forms
more frequent, white shapes thronged amid the trees, white forms and fragments streaming
by mutely, sustaining vain gestures on the air.

The felly harshed against the curbstone: stopped. Martin Cunningham put out his arm and,
wrenching back the handle, shoved the door open with his knee. He stepped out. Mr Power
and Mr Dedalus followed.

Change that soap now. Mr Bloom's hand unbuttoned his hip pocket swiftly and transferred
the paperstuck soap to his inner handkerchief pocket. He stepped out of the carriage,
replacing the newspaper his other hand still held.

Paltry funeral: coach and three carriages. It's all the same. Pallbearers, gold reins, requiem
mass, firing a volley. Pomp of death. Beyond the hind carriage a hawker stood by his barrow
of cakes and fruit. Simnel cakes those are, stuck together: cakes for the dead. Dogbiscuits.
Who ate them? Mourners coming out.

He followed his companions. Mr Kernan and Ned Lambert followed, Hynes walking after
them. Corny Kelleher stood by the opened hearse and took out the two wreaths. He handed
one to the boy.

Where is that child's funeral disappeared to?

A team of horses passed from Finglas with toiling plodding tread, dragging through the
funereal silence a creaking waggon on which lay a granite block. The waggoner marching at
their head saluted.

Coffin now. Got here before us, dead as he is. Horse looking round at it with his plume
skeowways. Dull eye: collar tight on his neck, pressing on a bloodvessel or something. Do
they know what they cart out here every day? Must be twenty or thirty funerals every day.
Then Mount Jerome for the protestants. Funerals all over the world everywhere every
minute. Shovelling them under by the cartload doublequick. Thousands every hour. Too
many in the world.

Mourners came out through the gates: woman and a girl. Leanjawed harpy, hard woman at
a bargain, her bonnet awry. Girl's face stained with dirt and tears, holding the woman's arm
looking up at her for a sign to cry. Fish's face, bloodless and livid.

The mutes shouldered the coffin and bore it in through the gates. So much dead weight. Felt
heavier myself stepping out of that bath. First the stiff: then the friends of the stiff. Corny
Kelleher and the boy followed with their wreaths. Who is that beside them? Ah, the
brother-in-law.

All walked after.

Martin Cunningham whispered:

-- I was in mortal agony with you talking of suicide before Bloom.

-- What? Mr Power whispered. How so?

-- His father poisoned himself, Martin Cunningham whispered. Had the Queen's hotel in
Ennis. You heard him say he was going to Clare. Anniversary.

-- O God! Mr Power whispered. First I heard of it. Poisoned himself!

He glanced behind him to where a face with dark thinking eyes followed towards the
cardinal's mausoleum. Speaking.

-- Was he insured? Mr Bloom asked.

-- I believe so, Mr Kernan answered, but the policy was heavily mortgaged. Martin is trying
to get the youngster into Artane.

-- How many children did he leave?

-- Five. Ned Lambert says he'll try to get one of the girls into Todd's.

-- A sad case, Mr Bloom said gently. Five young children.

-- A great blow to the poor wife, Mr Kernan added.

-- Indeed yes, Mr Bloom agreed.

Has the laugh at him now.

He looked down at the boots he had blacked and polished. She had outlived him, lost her
husband. More dead for her than for me. One must outlive the other. Wise men say. There
are more women than men in the world. Condole with her. Your terrible loss. I hope you'll
soon follow him. For Hindu widows only. She would marry another. Him? No. Yet who
knows after? Widowhood not the thing since the old queen died. Drawn on a guncarriage.
Victoria and Albert. Frogmore memorial mourning. But in the end she put a few violets in
her bonnet. Vain in her heart of hearts. All for a shadow. Consort not even a king. Her son
was the substance. Something new to hope for not like the past she wanted back, waiting. It
never comes. One must go first: alone under the ground: and lie no more in her warm bed.

-- How are you, Simon? Ned Lambert said softly, clasping hands. Haven't seen you for a
month of Sundays.

-- Never better. How are all in Cork's own town?

-- I was down there for the Cork park races on Easter Monday, Ned Lambert said. Same
old six and eightpence. Stopped with Dick Tivy.

-- And how is Dick, the solid man?

-- Nothing between himself and heaven, Ned Lambert answered.

-- By the holy Paul! Mr Dedalus said in subdued wonder. Dick Tivy bald?

-- Martin is going to get up a whip for the youngsters, Ned Lambert said, pointing ahead. A
few bob a skull. Just to keep them going till the insurance is cleared up.

-- Yes, yes, Mr Dedalus said dubiously. Is that the eldest boy in front?

-- Yes, Ned Lambert said, with the wife's brother. John Henry Menton is behind. He put
down his name for a quid.

-- I'll engage he did, Mr Dedalus said. I often told poor Paddy he ought to mind that job. John
Henry is not the worst in the world.

-- How did he lose it? Ned Lambert asked. Liquor, what?

-- Many a good man's fault, Mr Dedalus said with a sigh.

They halted about the door of the mortuary chapel. Mr Bloom stood behind the boy with the
wreath, looking down at his sleek combed hair and the slender furrowed neck inside his
brandnew collar. Poor boy! Was he there when the father? Both unconscious. Lighten up at
the last moment and recognise for the last time. All he might have done. I owe three shillings
to O'Grady. Would he understand? The mutes bore the coffin into the chapel. Which end is
his head.

After a moment he followed the others in, blinking in the screened light. The coffin lay on its
bier before the chancel, four tall yellow candles at its corners. Always in front of us. Corny
Kelleher, laying a wreath at each fore corner, beckoned to the boy to kneel. The mourners
knelt here and there in praying desks. Mr Bloom stood behind near the font and, when all
had knelt dropped carefully his unfolded newspaper from his pocket and knelt his right knee
upon it. He fitted his black hat gently on his left knee and, holding its brim, bent over piously.

A server, bearing a brass bucket with something in it, came out through a door. The
whitesmocked priest came after him tidying his stole with one hand, balancing with the other
a little book against his toad's belly. Who'll read the book? I, said the rook.

They halted by the bier and the priest began to read out of his book with a fluent croak.

Father Coffey. I knew his name was like a coffin. Dominenamine. Bully about the muzzle
he looks. Bosses the show. Muscular christian. Woe betide anyone that looks crooked at
him: priest. Thou art Peter. Burst sideways like a sheep in clover Dedalus says he will. With
a belly on him like a poisoned pup. Most amusing expressions that man finds. Hhhn: burst
sideways.

-- Non intres in judicium cum servo tuo, Domine.

Makes them feel more important to be prayed over in Latin. Requiem mass. Crape weepers.
Blackedged notepaper. Your name on the altarlist. Chilly place this. Want to feed well,
sitting in there all the morning in the gloom kicking his heels waiting for the next please. Eyes
of a toad too. What swells him up that way? Molly gets swelled after cabbage. Air of the
place maybe. Looks full up of bad gas. Must be an infernal lot of baa gas round the place.
Butchers for instance: they get like raw beefsteaks. Who was telling me? Mervyn Brown.
Down in the vaults of saint Werburgh's lovely old organ hundred and fifty they have to bore
a hole in the coffins sometimes to let out the bad gas and burn it. Out it rushes: blue. One
whiff of that and you're a goner.

My kneecap is hurting me. Ow. That's better.

The priest took a stick with a knob at the end of it out of the boy's bucket and shook it over
the coffin. Then he walked to the other end and shook it again. Then he came back and put
it back in the bucket. As you were before you rested. It's all written down: he has to do it.

-- Et ne nos inducas in tentationem.

The server piped the answers in the treble. I often thought it would be better to have boy
servants. Up to fifteen or so. After that of course.

Holy water that was, I expect. Shaking sleep out of it. He must be fed up with that job,
shaking that thing over all the corpses they trot up. What harm if he could see what he was
shaking it over. Every mortal day a fresh batch: middleaged men, old women, children,
women dead in childbirth, men with beards, baldheaded business men, consumptive girls with
little sparrow's breasts. All the year round he prayed the same thing over them all ad shook
water on top of them: sleep. On Dignam now.

-- In paradisum.

Said he was going to paradise or is in paradise. Says that over everybody. Tiresome kind of
a job. But he has to say something.

The priest closed his book and went off, followed by the server. Corny Kelleher opened the
sidedoors and the gravediggers came in, hoisted the coffin again, carried it out and shoved it
on their cart. Corny Kelleher gave one wreath to the boy and one to the brother-in-law. All
followed them out of the sidedoors into the mild grey air. Mr Bloom came last, folding his
paper again into his pocket. He gazed gravely at the ground till the coffincart wheeled off to
the left. The metal wheels ground the gravel with a sharp grating cry and the pack of blunt
boots followed the barrow along a lane of sepulchres.

The ree the ra the Fee the ra the roo. Lord, I mustn't lilt here.

-- The O'Connell circle, Mr Dedalus said about him.

Mr Power's soft eyes went up to the apex of the lofty cone.

-- He's at rest, he said, in the middle of his people, old Dan O'. But his heart is buried in
Rome. How many broken hearts are buried here, Simon!

-- Her grave is over there, Jack, Mr Dedalus said. I'Il soon be stretched beside her. Let Him
take me whenever He likes.

Breaking down, he began to weep to himself quietly, stumbling a little in his walk. Mr Power
took his arm.

-- She's better where she is, he said kindly.

-- I suppose so, Mr Dedalus said with a weak gasp. I suppose she is in heaven if there is a
heaven.

Corny Kelleher stepped aside from his rank and allowed the mourners to plod by.

-- Sad occasions, Mr Kernan began politely.

Mr Bloom closed his eyes and sadly twice bowed his head.

-- The others are putting on their hats, Mr Kernan said. I suppose we can do so too. We are
the last. This cemetery is a treacherous place.

They covered their heads.

-- The reverend gentleman read the service too quickly, don't you think? Mr Kernan said
with reproof.

Mr Bloom nodded gravely, looking in the quick bloodshot eyes. Secret eyes, secret searching
eyes. Mason, I think: not sure. Beside him again. We are the last. In the same boat. Hope
he'll say something else.

Mr Kernan added:

-- The service of the Irish church, used in Mount Jerome, is simpler, more impressive, I must
say.

Mr Bloom gave prudent assent. The language of course was another thing.

Mr Kernan said with solemnity:

-- I am the resurrection and the life. That touches a man's inmost heart.

-- It does, Mr Bloom said.

Your heart perhaps but what price the fellow in the six feet by two with his toes to the
daisies? No touching that. Seat of the affections. Broken heart. A pump after all, pumping
thousands of gallons of blood every day. One fine day it gets bunged up and there you are.
Lots of them lying around here: lungs, hearts, livers. Old rusty pumps: damn the thing else.
The resurrection and the life. Once you are dead you are dead. That last day idea. Knocking
them all up out of their graves. Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. Get
up! Last day! Then every fellow mousing around for his liver and his lights and the rest of
his traps. Find damn all of himself that morning. Pennyweight of powder in a skull. Twelve
grammes one pennyweight. Troy measure.

Corny Kelleher fell into step at their side.

-- Everything went off A 1, he said. What?

He looked on them from his drawling eye. Policeman's shoulders. With your tooraloom
tooraloom.

-- As it should be, Mr Kernan said.

-- What? Eh? Corny Kelleher said.

Mr Kernan assured him.

-- Who is that chap behind with Tom Kernan? John Henry Menton asked. I know his face.

Ned Lambert glanced back.

-- Bloom, he said, Madam Marion Tweedy that was, is, I mean, the soprano. She's his wife.

-- O, to be sure, John Henry Menton said. I haven't seen her for some time. She was a
finelooking woman. I danced with her, wait, fifteen seventeen golden years ago, at Mat
Dillon's, in Roundtown. And a good armful she was.

He looked behind through the others.

-- What is he? he asked. What does he do? Wasn't he in the stationery line? I fell foul of him
one evening, I remember, at bowls.

Ned Lambert smiled.

-- Yes, he was, he said, in Wisdom Hely's. A traveller for blottingpaper.

-- In God's name, John Henry Menton said, what did she marry a coon like that for? She had
plenty of game in her then.

-- Has still, Ned Lambert said. He does some canvassing for ads.

John Henry Menton's large eyes stared ahead.

The barrow turned into a side lane. A portly man, ambushed among the grasses, raised his
hat in homage. The gravediggers touched their caps.

-- John O'Connell, Mr Power said, pleased. He never forgets a friend.

Mr O'Connell shook all their hands in silence. Mr Dedalus said:

-- I am come to pay you another visit.

-- My dear Simon, the caretaker answered in a low voice. I don't want your custom at all.

Saluting Ned Lambert and John Henry Menton he walked on at Martin Cunningham's side,
puzzling two keys at his back.

-- Did you hear that one, he asked them, about Mulcahy from the Coombe?

-- I did not, Martin Cunningham said.

They bent their silk hats in concert and Hynes inclined his ear. The caretaker hung his
thumbs in the loops of his gold watch chain and spoke in a discreet tone to their vacant
smiles.

-- They tell the story, he said, that two drunks came out here one foggy evening to look for
the grave of a friend of theirs. They asked for Mulcahy from the Coombe and were told
where he was buried. After traipsing about in the fog they found the grave, sure enough.
One of the drunks spelt out the name: Terence Mulcahy. The other drunk was blinking up at
a statue of our Saviour the widow had got put up.

The caretaker blinked up at one of the sepulchres they passed. He resumed:

-- And, after blinking up at the sacred figure, Not a bloody bit like the man, says he. That's
not Mulcahy, says he, whoever done it.

Rewarded by smiles he fell back and spoke with Corny Kelleher, accepting the dockets
given him, turning them over and scanning them as he walked.

-- That's all done with a purpose, Martin Cunningham explained to Hynes.

-- I know, Hynes said, I know that.

-- To cheer a fellow up, Martin Cunningham said. It's pure goodheartedness: damn the thing
else.

Mr Bloom admired the caretaker's prosperous bulk. All want to be on good terms with him.
Decent fellow, John O'Connell, real good sort. Keys: like Keyes's ad: no fear of anyone
getting out, no passout checks. Habeat corpus. I must see about that ad after the funeral.
Did I write Ballsbridge on the envelope I took to cover when she disturbed me writing to
Martha? Hope it's not chucked in the dead letter office. Be the better of a shave. Grey
sprouting beard. That's the first sign when the hairs come out grey and temper getting cross.
Silver threads among the grey. Fancy being his wife. Wonder how he had the gumption to
propose to any girl. Come out and live in the graveyard. Dangle that before her. It might
thrill her first. Courting death... Shades of night hovering here with all the dead stretched
about. The shadows of the tombs when churchyards yawn and Daniel O'Connell must be a
descendant I suppose who is this used to say he was a queer breedy man great catholic all
the same like a big giant in the dark. Will o'the wisp. Gas of graves. Want to keep her mind
off it to conceive at all. Women especially are so touchy. Tell her a ghost story in bed to
make her sleep. Have you ever seen a ghost? Well, I have. It was a pitchdark night. The
clock was on the stroke of twelve. Still they'd kiss all right if properly keyed up. Whores in
Turkish graveyards. Learn anything if taken young. You might pick up a young widow here.
Men like that. Love among the tombstones. Romeo. Spice of pleasure. In the midst of death
we are in life. Both ends meet. Tantalising for the poor dead. Smell of frilled beefsteaks to
the starving gnawing their vitals. Desire to grig people. Molly wanting to do it at the window.
Eight children he has anyway.

He has seen a fair share go under in his time, lying around him field after field. Holy fields.
More room if they buried them standing. Sitting or kneeling you couldn't. Standing? His head
might come up some day above ground in a landslip with his hand pointing. All honeycombed
the ground must be: oblong cells. And very neat he keeps it too, trim grass and edgings. His
garden Major Gamble calls Mount Jerome. Well so it is. Ought to be flowers of sleep.
Chinese cemeteries with giant poppies growing produce the best opium Mastiansky told me.
The Botanic Gardens are just over there. It's the blood sinking in the earth gives new life.
Same idea those jews they said killed the christian boy. Every man his price. Well preserved
fat corpse gentleman, epicure, invaluable for fruit garden. A bargain. By carcass of William
Wilkinson, auditor and accountant, lately deceased, three pounds thirteen and six. With
thanks.

I daresay the soil would be quite fat with corpse manure, bones, flesh, nails, charnelhouses.
Dreadful. Turning green and pink, decomposing. Rot quick in damp earth. The lean old ones
tougher. Then a kind of a tallowy kind of a cheesy. Then begin to get black, treacle oozing
out of them. Then dried up. Deathmoths. Of course the cells or whatever they are go on
living. Changing about. Live for ever practically. Nothing to feed on feed on themselves.

But they must breed a devil of a lot of maggots. Soil must be simply swirling with them.
Your head it simply swurls. Those pretty little seaside gurls. He looks cheerful enough over
it. Gives him a sense of power seeing all the others go under first. Wonder how he looks at
life. Cracking his jokes too: warms the cockles of his heart. The one about the bulletin.
Spurgeon went to heaven 4 A.M. this morning. 11 P.M. (closing time). Not arrived yet.
Peter. The dead themselves the men anyhow would like to hear an odd joke or the women
to know what's in fashion. A juicy pear or ladies' punch, hot, strong and sweet. Keep out the
damp. You must laugh sometimes so better do it that way. Gravediggers in Hamlet. Shows
the profound knowledge of the human heart. Daren't joke about the dead for two years at
least. De mortuis nil nisi prius. Go out of mourning first. Hard to imagine his funeral.
Seems a sort of a joke. Read your own obituary notice they say you live longer. Gives you
second wind. New lease of life.

-- How many have you for tomorrow? the caretaker asked.

-- Two, Corny Kelleher said. Half ten and eleven.

The caretaker put the papers in his pocket. The barrow had ceased to trundle. The mourners
split and moved to each side of the hole, stepping with care round the graves. The
gravediggers bore the coffin and set its nose on the brink, looping the bands round it.

Burying him. We come to bury Caesar. His ides of March or June. He doesn't know who is
here nor care.

Now who is that lankylooking galoot over there in the macintosh? Now who is he I'd like to
know? Now, I'd give a trifle to know who he is. Always someone turns up you never dreamt
of. A fellow could live on his lonesome all his life. Yes, he could. Still he'd have to get
someone to sod him after he died though he could dig his own grave. We all do. Only man
buries. No ants too. First thing strikes anybody. Bury the dead. Say Robinson Crusoe was
true to life. Well then Friday buried him. Every Friday buries a Thursday if you come to look
at it.

O, poor Robinson Crusoe,
How could you possibly do so?

Poor Dignam! His last lie on the earth in his box. When you think of them all it does seem a
waste of wood. All gnawed through. They could invent a handsome bier with a kind of panel
sliding let it down that way. Ay but they might object to be buried out of another fellow's.
They're so particular. Lay me in my native earth. Bit of clay from the holy land. Only a
mother and deadborn child ever buried in the one coffin. I see what it means. I see. To
protect him as long as possible even in the earth. The Irishman's house is his coffin.
Enbalming in catacombs, mummies, the same idea.

Mr Bloom stood far back, his hat in his hand, counting the bared heads. Twelve. I'm thirteen.
No. The chap in the macintosh is thirteen. Death's number. Where the deuce did he pop out
of? He wasn't in the chapel, that I'll swear. Silly superstition that about thirteen.

Nice soft tweed Ned Lambert has in that suit. Tinge of purple. I had one like that when we
lived in Lombard street west. Dressy fellow he was once. Used to change three suits in the
day. Must get that grey suit of mine turned by Mesias. Hello. It's dyed. His wife I forgot
he's not married or his landlady ought to have picked out those threads for him.

The coffin dived out of sight, eased down by the men straddled on the gravetrestles. They
struggled up and out: and all uncovered. Twenty.

Pause.

If we were all suddenly somebody else.

Far away a donkey brayed. Rain. No such ass. Never see a dead one, they say. Shame of
death. They hide. Also poor papa went away.

Gentle sweet air blew round the bared heads in a whisper. Whisper. The boy by the
gravehead held his wreath with both hands staring quietly in the black open space. Mr
Bloom moved behind the portly kindly caretaker. Well cut frockcoat. Weighing them up
perhaps to see which will go next. Well it is a long rest. Feel no more. It's the moment you
feel. Must be damned unpleasant. Can't believe it at first. Mistake must be: someone else.
Try the house opposite. Wait, I wanted to. I haven't yet. Then darkened deathchamber.
Light they want. Whispering around you. Would you like to see a priest? Then rambling and
wandering. Delirium all you hid all your life. The death struggle. His sleep is not natural.
Press his lower eyelid. Watching is his nose pointed is his jaw sinking are the soles of his
feet yellow. Pull the pillow away and finish it off on the floor since he's doomed. Devil in
that picture of sinner's death showing him a woman. Dying to embrace her in his shirt. Last
act of Lucia. Shall I nevermore behold thee? Bam! expires. Gone at last. People talk
about you a bit: forget you. Don't forget to pray for him. Remember him in your prayers.
Even Parnell. Ivy day dying out. Then they follow: dropping into a hole one after the other.

We are praying now for the repose of his soul. Hoping you're well and not in hell. Nice
change of air. Out of the fryingpan of life into the fire of purgatory.

Does he ever think of the hole waiting for himself? They say you do when you shiver in the
sun. Someone walking over it. Callboy's warning. Near you. Mine over there towards
Finglas, the plot I bought. Mamma poor mamma, and little Rudy.

The gravediggers took up their spades and flung heavy clods of clay in on the coffin. Mr
Bloom turned his face. And if he was alive all the time? Whew! By Jingo, that would be
awful! No, no: he is dead, of course. Of course he is dead. Monday he died. They ought to
have some law to pierce the heart and make sure or an electric clock or a telephone in the
coffin and some kind of a canvas airhole. Flag of distress. Three days. Rather long to keep
them in summer. Just as well to get shut of them as soon as you are sure there's no.

The clay fell softer. Begin to be forgotten. Out of sight, out of mind.

The caretaker moved away a few paces and put on his hat. Had enough of it. The mourners
took heart of grace, one by one, covering themselves without show. Mr Bloom put on his hat
and saw the portly figure make its way deftly through the maze of graves. Quietly, sure of
his ground, he traversed the dismal fields.

Hynes jotting down something in his notebook. Ah, the names. But he knows them all. No:
coming to me.

-- I am just taking the names, Hynes said below his breath. What is your christian name? I'm
not sure.

-- L, Mr Bloom said. Leopold. And you might put down M'Coy's name too. He asked me to.

Charley, Hynes said writing. I know. He was on the Freeman once.

So he was before he got the job in the morgue under Louis Byrne. Good idea a postmortem
for doctors. Find out what they imagine they know. He died of a Tuesday. Got the run.
Levanted with the cash of a few ads. Charley, you're my darling. That was why he asked
me to. O well, does no harm. I saw to that, M'Coy. Thanks, old chap: much obliged. Leave
him under an obligation: costs nothing.

-- And tell us, Hynes said, do you know that fellow in the, fellow was over there in the.

He looked around.

-- Macintosh. Yes, I saw him, Mr Bloom said. Where is he now?

-- M'Intosh, Hynes said, scribbling, I don't know who he is. Is that his name?

He moved away, looking about him.

-- No, Mr Bloom began, turning and stopping. I say, Hynes!

Didn't hear. What? Where has he disappeared to? Not a sign. Well of all the. Has anybody
here seen? Kay ee double ell. Become invisible. Good Lord, what became of him?

A seventh gravedigger came beside Mr Bloom to take up an idle spade.

-- O, excuse me!

He stepped aside nimbly.

Clay, brown, damp, began to be seen in the hole. It rose. Nearly over. A mound of damp
clods rose more, rose, and the gravediggers rested their spades. All uncovered again for a
few instants. The boy propped his wreath against a corner: the brother-in-law his on a lump.
The gravediggers put on their caps and carried their earthy spades towards the barrow.
Then knocked the blades lightly on the turf: clean. One bent to pluck from the haft a long tuft
of grass. One, leaving his mates, walked slowly on with shouldered weapon, its blade
blueglancing. Silently at the gravehead another coiled the coffinband. His navelcord. The
brother-in-law, turning away, placed something in his free hand. Thanks in silence. Sorry, sir:
trouble. Headshake. I know that. For yourselves just.

The mourners moved away slowly, without aim, by devious paths, staying awhile to read a
name on a tomb.

-- Let us go round by the chief's grave, Hynes said. We have time.

-- Let us, Mr Power said.

They turned to the right, following their slow thoughts. With awe Mr Power's blank voice
spoke:

-- Some say he is not in that grave at all. That the coffin was filled with stones. That one day
he will come again.

Hynes shook his head.

-- Parnell will never come again, he said. He's there, all that was mortal of him. Peace to his
ashes.

Mr Bloom walked unheeded along his grove by saddened angels, crosses, broken pillars,
family vaults, stone hopes praying with upcast eyes, old Ireland's hearts and hands. More
sensible to spend the money on some charity for the living. Pray for the repose of the soul
of. Does anybody really? Plant him and have done with him. Like down a coalshoot. Then
lump them together to save time. All souls' day. Twentyseventh I'll be at his grave. Ten
shillings for the gardener. He keeps it free of weeds. Old man himself. Bent down double
with his shears clipping. Near death's door. Who passed away. Who departed this life. As if
they did it of their own accord. Got the shove, all of them. Who kicked the bucket. More
interesting if they told you what they were. So and so, wheelwright. I travelled for cork lino.
I paid five shillings in the pound. Or a woman's with her saucepan. I cooked good Irish stew.
Eulogy in a country churchyard it ought to be that poem of whose is it Wordsworth or
Thomas Campbell. Entered into rest the protestants put it. Old Dr Murren's. The great
physician called him home. Well it's God's acre for them. Nice country residence. Newly
plastered and painted. Ideal spot to have a quiet smoke and read the Church Times.
Marriage ads they never try to beautify. Rusty wreaths hung on knobs, garlands of
bronzefoil. Better value that for the money. Still, the flowers are more poetical. The other
gets rather tiresome, never withering. Expresses nothing. Immortelles.

A bird sat tamely perched on a poplar branch. Like stuffed. Like the wedding present
alderman Hooper gave us. Hu! Not a budge out of him. Knows there are no catapults to let
fly at him. Dead animal even sadder. Silly-Milly burying the little dead bird in the kitchen
matchbox, a daisychain and bits of broken chainies on the grave.

The Sacred Heart that is: showing it. Heart on his sleeve.

Ought to be sideways and red it should be painted like a real heart. Ireland was dedicated to
it or whatever that. Seems anything but pleased. Why this infliction? Would birds come then
and peck like the boy with the basket of fruit but he said no because they ought to have been
afraid of the boy. Apollo that was.

How many! All these here once walked round Dublin. Faithful departed. As you are now so
once were we.

Besides how could you remember everybody? Eyes, walk, voice. Well, the voice, yes:
gramophone. Have a gramophone in every grave or keep it in the house. After dinner on a
Sunday. Put on poor old greatgrandfather Kraahraark! Hellohellohello amawfullyglad kraark
awfullygladaseeragain hellohello amarawf kopthsth. Remind you of the voice like the
photograph reminds you of the face. Otherwise you couldn't remember the face after fifteen
years, say. For instance who? For instance some fellow that died when I was in Wisdom
Hely's.

Rtststr! A rattle of pebbles. Wait. Stop.

He looked down intently into a stone crypt. Some animal. Wait. There he goes.

An obese grey rat toddled along the side of the crypt, moving the pebbles. An old stager:
greatgrandfather: he knows the ropes. The grey alive crushed itself in under the plinth,
wriggled itself in under it. Good hidingplace for treasure.

Who lives there? Are laid the remains of Robert Emery. Robert Emmet was buried here by
torchlight, wasn't he? Making his rounds.

Tail gone now.

One of those chaps would make short work of a fellow. Pick the bones clean no matter who
it was. Ordinary meat for them. A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese?
Corpse of milk. I read in that Voyages in China that the Chinese say a white man smells
like a corpse. Cremation better. Priests dead against it. Devilling for the other firm.
Wholesale burners and Dutch oven dealers. Time of the plague. Quicklime fever pits to eat
them. Lethal chamber. Ashes to ashes. Or bury at sea. Where is that Parsee tower of
silence? Eaten by birds. Earth, fire, water. Drowning they say is the pleasantest. See your
whole life in a flash. But being brought back to life no. Can't bury in the air however. Out of
a flying machine. Wonder does the news go about whenever a fresh one is let down.
Underground communication. We learned that from them. Wouldn't be surprised. Regular
square feed for them. Flies come before he's well dead. Got wind of Dignam. They wouldn't
care about the smell of it. Saltwhite crumbling mush of corpse: smell, taste like raw white
turnips.

The gates glimmered in front: still open. Back to the world again. Enough of this place.
Brings you a bit nearer every time. Last time I was here was Mrs Sinico's funeral. Poor
papa too. The love that kills. And even scraping up the earth at night with a lantern like that
case I read of to get at fresh buried females or even putrefied with running gravesores. Give
you the creeps after a bit. I will appear to you after death. You will see my ghost after
death. My ghost will haunt you after death. There is another world after death named hell. I
do not like that other world she wrote. No more do I. Plenty to see and hear and feel yet.
Feel live warm beings near you. Let them sleep in their maggoty beds. They are not going to
get me this innings. Warm beds: warm fullblooded life.

Martin Cunningham emerged from a sidepath, talking gravely.

Solicitor, I think. I know his face. Menton. John Henry, solicitor, commissioner for oaths and
affidavits. Dignam used to be In his office. Mat Dillon's long ago. Jolly Mat convivial
evenings. Cold fowl, cigars, the Tantalus glasses. Heart of gold really. Yes, Menton. Got his
rag out that evening on the bowling green because I sailed inside him. Pure fluke of mine:
the bias. Why he took such a rooted dislike to me. Hate at first sight. Molly and Floey Dillon
linked under the lilactree, laughing. Fellow always like that, mortified if women are by.

Got a dinge in the side of his hat. Carriage probably.

-- Excuse me, sir, Mr Bloom said beside them.

They stopped.

-- Your hat is a little crushed, Mr Bloom said, pointing.

John Henry Menton stared at him for an instant without moving.

-- There, Martin Cunningham helped, pointing also.

John Henry Menton took off his hat, bulged out the dinge and smoothed the nap with care on
his coatsleeve. He clapped the hat on his head again.

-- It's all right now, Martin Cunningham said.

John Henry Menton jerked his head down in acknowledgment.

-- Thank you, he said shortly.

They walked on towards the gates. Mr Bloom, chapfallen, drew behind a few paces so as
not to overhear. Martin laying down the law. Martin could wind a sappyhead like that round
his little finger without his seeing it.

Oyster eyes. Never mind. Be sorry after perhaps when it dawns on him. Get the pull over
him that way.

Thank you. How grand we are this morning.