What brings you here... especially at this time of the year?  Ah, you are looking for your treat! An excelent excuse... Very well, go ahead and look for it... But I must warn you... you may not go back... Alive... ha ha ha...

On second thought, we certainly would be better off without another irritating ghost, so I shall help you out. Meet Matilda, she is our Mistress's maid. She will make sure you go unharmed.

Go now, you have taken much of my time. Fare well brat.
Okay now, you can look around but don't peek in every corner. There are a few things here that even I can't stop, so if you don't want to be their supper, you'd better stay close to me.
Lovely view out the window, eh? I knew you'd be fascinated!

This over here is Sir Vincent, an ex-lover of our Mistress. We call him Vinney. Don't be afraid, he wont harm you.

Oh I'm getting late, I'll have to attend to my Mistress soon. You are such a chatterbox, now stop wasting my time and look for that treat of your's.

Oh no deary, you don't wanna go in there... trust me!
No no, yout treat cannot possibly be in this little trunk, lool at it, it's too small!
Is that you Matilda? I hear there's a new guest in the house, where is it?
Don't bother Franky, he can't see an elephant with that eye sight of his. Oh and this over here is Tina, our Mistress's pet cat. She is a mischievous little thing, be ware of her!
"The Smoking
Skeletons
Club"
Oh I don't know what's down there, I have more than enough chores up here as it is. Why don't you find out for yourself?
No, don't go in there... Stop!!! go back to where you came from... go back while you still can...
Now look what you've done! All that noise you've been making has awakened our Mistress... She summons you. Go on...

Oh don't bother this looney, he was our last guest... ahem... oh he's just jealous. Go on now, Mistress awaits you...
"I shall but love thee better after death"
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