Q. What did the lonely banana say?
A. I'm a"kela"
Q. What did the green peas say?
A. Nothing. They just "mutter"ed
Q. What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
A. "Aaloo?"
Q. Where do cauliflowers hang out
A. In the Gobi desert.
Q. What is a vegetable's favourite love song?
A. Love me tinda
Q. What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
A. Why do phools fall in love?
Q. What did the fat car say?
A I'm a mota car.
Q. What did the confused egg say?
A. I don't unda-stand.
Q. What did the lonely potato sing?
A. "Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
Q. What language do carrots speak?
A. Gajar-ati.
Q. What did the first pizza slice say to the other pizza slice so it would move?
A. Pizza - "HUT"!!

How many do you remember?

1. Candy cigarettes.
2. Newsreels before the movie.
3. Peashooters.
4. Howdy Doody
5. 45-RPM Records.
6. Hi-fi's.
7. Metal ice cube trays-with levers.
8. Mimeograph paper.
9. Blue flash Bulbs.
10. Roller skate keys.
11. Cork pop guns.
12. Drive ins.
13. Studebakers.
14. Wash tub wringers.
15. The Fuller Brush man.
16. Reel-to-reel tape recorders.

NOTE: Send me your own contributions-I'll put them in our next newsletter!

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

ATTENTION ONE-ARM BANDIT LOVERS!

For those of you thinking about a spring vacation next year, here's something to mull over: a package deal which includes airfare and accommodation in Laughlin, Nevada (2 nights) and Las Vegas (3 nights) a coach trip from Vegas to Los Angeles to board a ship on a 3 night cruise up the coast to Vancouver. (Or you can do it the other way around- cruising down the coast, and flying back to Vancouver from Vegas or Laughlin.)

Spring 2003 fares aren't available yet, but the same package this year was priced at CAD $819.00-CAD $1,109.00 per person depending upon what stateroom category was selected. Taxes at $242.00 per person were an add-on.

If we can get together as a group, it could be a fun jaunt. Let me know what you think…Call Margaret (604) 582-9932.