I wanted it to sound smart, even though it doesn't make any sense!
ACCOUNTS OF DISMISSAL!
10:09 PM
HAS FALCO LEFT STAR FOX?
Every Falco Lombardi fan wants to know, has Falco taken a vacation from the team or permanently entered the Ho-Ho Train? We did a recent interview with Mr. Lombardi to find out...
STAR FOX UNIVERSE (SFU): Mr. Lombardi? Is it it really true you are leaving Star Fox for good?
FALCO LOMBARDI: Well, I decided to take a permanent vacation.
SFU: So you have left Star Fox?
FALCO LOMBARDI: Not exactly, I just thought, why not take a permanent vacation?
SFU: Mr. Lombardi, taking a permanent vacation means you have left Star Fox...
FALCO LOMBARDI: Now you listen here, jackass, I haven't left that furry tailed whore's group of crap busters!!! I JUST TOOK A PERMANENT VACATION!!!
SFU: Mr. Lombardi! Calm down! But we would really like to know if you are quitting the business.
FALCO LOMBARDI: Where the hell's my damn birdseed?
SFU: Mr. Lombardi?
FALCO LOMBARDI: (farts loudly) That was good... Oh god!
SFU: Are you alright Mr. Lombardi?
FALCO LOMBARDI: Where are your bathrooms!?!?!
SFU: Down the hall and up.
FALCO LOMBARDI: I gotta blast!
SFU: My crackers, if we ever have that dumbass on our show again, I quit. It smells like old cheese in here!
PRODUCER: We have just gotten word that the Falco Lombardi that you interviewed was an imposter.
(HUGE EXPLOSION)
SFU: What was that?
JANITOR: The bathrooms have exploded!!!
SFU: Until next time folks, arwings are off.
