That cell is alive! I don't care if the cells aren't moving! Stop being so racist!
-Not allowed to say due to legal reasons
While doing a lab with (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons), she had to measure the 3 dimensions of our biology book. She measured two of the dimensions and said the follow: *Oh my god! I don't know the other way to measure! I already measured the height and length!* Little did she know that she had to measure the width also.
**This is a follow up from another Stupid Saying**
Me: Where'd you get that Oral-B bracelet?
"Not allowed to say due to legal reasons": I bought a toothbrush at Target and bent it myself. All by myself. Me. Just me.
Me: WalMart is better than Target. There are two kinds of people in the world: Target people and WalMart people.
"Not allowed to say due to legal reasons": That is so mean! I buy something and you judge me by it! You have to admit, Tim, that is racist!
(After everything I do . . . It doesn't matter what it is)
You are so incapable! (I guess she just wants to pretend she knows what she's talking about, just like when she said I was racist.)
-Not allowed to say due to legal reasons
(Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) asked me if anyone had ever told me that my handwriting is messy. She said, "At least my handwriting is legitable." (That's one example of how stupid she is.) Later, she asked me how to spell "dirty." (That's two examples of how stupid she is.) Then I asked the teacher if we should say "denser" or "more dense." He said, "Either is correct, but let's say 'more dense'." Then (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) said, "You may be smart, but you still can't speak English." WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES SHE GET THESE IDEAS THAT I CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH AND THAT "LEGITABLE" MEANS "CAPABLE OF BEING READ"?! She must be retarded.
(Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) calls me a dork every day and asks why I'm a dork.
(Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) doesn't like it when I write down stupid stuff she says to put in on this site. I write the stupid stuff she says/does in the back of my assignment book on one of the pages you have to fill out to go to the bathroom. She ripped that page up and threw it in the garbage . . . I guess when I have to pee, I'll just have to pee on her beard, just like she does.
(Zippy Zap 00 is (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons), and I'm TENroaches.)
Zippy Zap 00: hey, what does
legitable mean then?
TENroaches: i don't think it's a word!
TENroaches: unless it means able to be legit
TENroaches: the word you're looking for is legible
TENroaches: you're just like george w bush
Zippy Zap 00: oh...
Today, I erased a lot of stuff from my lab study guide. Then I blew it all in (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons)'s face. She stated, "AAAAH! Tim! You are so incapable!
Today, we were taking the temperature of water. The thermometer read "22." (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) asked the teacher if the thermometer was in Fahrenheit or Celsius. I asked, "Does it feel like 22°F in here?" She said, "You never know!" The teacher then stated, "I don't know of any water that exists at 22°F." I like that teacher now.
(Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) gets real annoyed when I perform Lamaze for 1½ hours straight.
When I was washing out a graduated cylinder (with "Not allowed to say due to legal reasons" right behind me), Eric "Fetus Face" Yost came up to me and said, "Tim, I love your webpage!" (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) got mad.
(Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) was playing soccer and kicked the ball at the same time as another player. (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) hurt her ankle pretty bad. She came into school the next day with metal crutches. That day, however, was the only day she had them. I guess she ate them that night for dinner.
(Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) felt the urge to dig her massive hooves into my precious arm, and now I have marks on my arm. They are much redder now than they are in this picture. . .
Just so you know, (Not allowed to say due to legal reasons) is understood to be a goat because she is, in fact, a goat. She is also white, so you don't think it's a black and a white talking. We're both white, though, I'm a little whiter than her, and she criticizes me because I'm as white as this here goat!