KID ROCK . . . BEHIND CLOSED WHORES

 

We all know Kid Rock has many whores, but not as many as Snoop Dogg (he has some ovary seas). I stalked Kid Rock to make a webpage about it, and here it is. He had no idea I was doing this and I hope he does not sue me for this. Here are some pictures I took.

 

This is Kid Rock reading "Where to Find Midgets."

 

He wants a midget just the right height, so when the midget's in front of him, he can do the nasty . . . just look at his suggestive hand gestures!

 

Kid Rock is testing out this midget. Think they look good together?

 

In this picture, Kid Rock is breaking the news to the midget that it just isn't good enough. I think the midget is going to kill him.

 

There it is! The ULTIMATE midget! He's gonna pounce on him, I can just feel it!

 

It turns out that that midget was this fellow's little brother. Kid Rock got shot.

 

Now this insane killer is going for Kid Rock's granny!

 

Poor granny. She didn't make it. But look at Kid Rock. He's holding flowers! He's so precious. I could just eat him up, but then throw him up, because I'm bulimic.

 

He's a cowboy, baby!

 

He's no American Bad @$$! He's a Canadian Bad @$$! He'd better watch his back with Anne Murray lurking around in those woods with those Canadian moose!

 

Kid Rock was a big fan of Mick Foley, a great wrestler. Anne Murray knew this, so she murdered him. This greatly intimidated Kid Rock.

 

Here is Kid Rock with his new girlfriend, Pamela Anderson. That may not look like her, but it is. Don't question it.

 

Pamela recently told Kid Rock that she is about to dump him if he doesn't change, so tries to change his look to look like Bono, and who doesn't like Bono? I know Sam on "Who's the Boss?" likes him.

 

That covers the main points of my summer stalking Kid Rock, but here are a couple more photos of him.

 

He wants me.

 

He's really eye-in' me up!

 

 

There she be. Kid Rock.

 

 

 

 

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